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Wiglaf! Who Should Be Our Next President of the USA?
I have to admit, you're brilliant. In another time, in another culture, you'd likely be considered a god by someone.
I humbly ask for your guidance.
I humbly ask for your guidance.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
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I don't think they let you have a sheep as First Lady, Moby.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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They let you near children, didn't they ?"Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."Comment
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Yes and? They don't let Moby near livestock.They let you near children, didn't they ?Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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Still dumb as a rock I see. Oh well. Next week's view might be interesting."Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."Comment
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Don't be an idiot.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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You are thinking about this very early, it's only 2012. It is too soon to know whether the Cheney will be alive or able to govern in five years. I would say all things being equal, taking into account the uncertainty of the former vice president's heart situation, the ongoing scandal over the NSA wiretapping and the fact that you once classlessly banged a woman in a freight elevator, that JOHN ASHCROFT would be the best "Next President of the USA."Originally posted by SlowwHand View PostI have to admit, you're brilliant. In another time, in another culture, you'd likely be considered a god by someone.
I humbly ask for your guidance.
I have given a lot of thought to an Ashcroft run and am about to write him a letter recommending it, in fact. 
The GOP would instantly retake the White House with a slogan like this: Who better to dismantle the PATRIOT Act than the man who founded it? Out of control robotics can only be tamed by their engineer, as seen in the NEXT-GENERATION STAR TREK EPISODE 'BROTHERS,' in which Brent Spiner, playing Data, displays symptoms of psychosis/advanced HIV infection and hijacks the Enterprise, only to be stopped by John Ashcroft. Once Ashcroft wins the presidency, he can finally win the war on Terror by implementing an improved version of the Patriot Act that removes the unnecessary capitalization from the name of the law, ends all international communications to Pakistan, freezes suspicious bank accounts automatically, neuters you, and maybe even militarizes the TSA (which, CLASSIFIED EARMUFFS ON, PLEASE is being pushed right now by the Pentagon CLASSIFIED EARMUFFS OFF).
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By dog! I knew you would have the answer. Your reasoning is perfect. Well, all except the freight elevator recollection. Good job!
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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John Ashcroft, Don Rumsfeld 2016
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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