NO, I wasn't staring at your...well, okay, maybe I was...

[Ben Kenobi]

If your nuts touch during DP, that's hardly conscious desire for gay relations with another man.

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[giblets]

You're just jealous because you're probably too ugly for porn

[Ben Kenobi]

You're just jealous because you're probably too ugly for porn

You get points off for missing the golden opportunity for a dick joke. You need to step up your game, gribbler.

[Sir Bedivere]

No, but I could easily pull any permutation of a 3 some.

Thou coxcomb, an had sixpence to thy name
wouldst promise all to tup a heifer cow!
And, when the deed was done (most quick to tell)
Wouldst sneak away, and cheat her bawd anon.
And thy poor beast would thank thee not a bit;
Thou hast a bullock's horns, but not his girth.
Thy pizzle would not do to tickle frogs.

[Sava]

For the record it is gay if it's in a threeway

Masturbation is gay! I mean, you are touching a PENIS!

[pchang]

Is it not masturbation when you do it to someone else?

[The Mad Monk]

Yeah, try that argument, Imran. It's okay if I stare at your chest because women do it, too.

Women stare at Imran's chest?

[MrFun]

Let's talk about frottage.

[molly bloom]

Let's talk about frottage.

It's what happens when you touch a French man's penis.

[MRT144]

Froddoge is when you touch a hobbits peen.