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  • London firefighters: Don't put your penis in a toaster

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    The London Fire Brigade has launched a public campaign dubbed “Fifty Shades of Red,” theorizing that an increase in such randy rescue calls in that city is perhaps propelled by the popularity of the erotic romance novel “Fifty Shades of Grey.”

    The campaign simply urges people in London — especially guys — to exercise more common sense before inserting their manhood into gadgets made for cooking or cleaning. The brigade reports that it responded to 416 stuck-body-part calls in 2010-11, another 441 in 2011-12 and 453 in 2012-13. Among those emergency requests for assistance, 79 people were wearing handcuffs they could not remove.

    To help fuel the agency’s gentle request to just stop doing these things, the brigade has added a dose of public shaming, often taking to Twitter to share some of these ambulance requests from people who have become oddly entangled.
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    http://www.nbcnews.com/health/london...ter-8C11375653

    Why do English men need to be told this?
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    The thread title alone made my outie an innie.
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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    • #3
      TMM, what are your plans for your ascension?
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      • #4
        London firefighters: Don't put your penis in a toaster
        What if it has an extra wide slot, and a setting to warm bagels?...
        There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
          http://www.nbcnews.com/health/london...ter-8C11375653

          Why do English men need to be told this?
          The article seemed to focus equally on American men and the need to use bolt cutters and plasma torches to cut steel rings hung on their penises. Men in general just seem to like to stick it in stuff or stick stuff up themselves....
          One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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          • #6
            okay I accept London firefighters shouldn't do that but is it okay for the rest of us? What if your toaster has special attachments?
            Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

            Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Alexander's Horse View Post
              okay I accept London firefighters shouldn't do that but is it okay for the rest of us? What if your toaster has special attachments?
              Can't the UK import sheep from Oz if English men are this desperate?
              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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              • #8
                I can understand this behavior considering the alternative is English women.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                  I can understand this behavior considering the alternative is English women.
                  Hrm?

                  I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                  For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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