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Since every thread inevitably involves Ben, let's get that out of the way and assume everyone would make sure he was never conceived. WHAT ELSE would you do?
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I'd use matter outside my light cone as computronium, of course.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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Your mother? But why would you need a time machine for that?Since every thread inevitably involves Ben, let's get that out of the way and assume everyone would make sure he was never conceived. WHAT ELSE would you do?Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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I'd bring my AR-15 to Lexington, MA on April 19, 1775, and I would use the superior firepower of the modern American redneck to win that war before it even began. And then I'd make sure that the 2nd Amendment was clear on the individual right to bear arms and smoke dank. I'd hold the founding fathers at gun point if need be, for no act is a crime if taken to promote liberty.John Brown did nothing wrong.Comment
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Great thread by the way. All the other threads were boring as ****. Except mine which is even more awesome than this because it's mine.John Brown did nothing wrong.Comment
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Personally, If I could do just one thing - I'd go back to July 20th, 1969, and live that whole day.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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You could just go to the future when there will probably be a moon base if that's what gets your rocks off.Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
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Wrong, we're never going to have a moon base because the moon doesn't exist. That thing you see in the sky is actually a space station.John Brown did nothing wrong.Comment
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It's still an entity that exists, it just isn't an ancient rock like the scientists have been telling the public.Comment
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If you wish to call the space station a "moon" that's your business.
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Solve the Tamam Shud case.Graffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
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Among the poets we are ****.Comment
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That's a good one. That case is seriously ****ed up, and I read it over whenever I get on a mystery kick.Originally posted by onodera View PostClick here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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Kill Hayden Christiansen before he could audition for Anakin Skywaker.
Wait, no. Kill George Lucas before he could make the prequels at all.Comment
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No prequels means Natalie Portman never makes it big. Butterfly effect, man.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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Hmm.
I'm sure she'd find another role somewhere but yes that would be a terrible terrible thing although she was pretty horrible in those moviesComment
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