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    YO HO HO.
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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    Galnemer doing a pirate novel now?
    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    • #3
      If anyone challenges your pirattitude, and asks you “Just how pirate are you?” we have a T-shirt that is all the answer you need to give them. Sure, talking like a pirate is the whole point of Thursday's holiday, and there are plenty of choice words you could use, “bilge rat” and "scurvy dog” being…
      John Brown did nothing wrong.

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      • #4
        I work for the government. If Obama doesn't give me the day off, it's not a real holiday.
        Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #5
          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
          ){ :|:& };:

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          • #6


            Sing along me hearties!
            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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            • #7
              These scurvy dogs on Poly be not desarrrrvin' o' the name pirate.
              Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
              RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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              • #8
                Pfft. Why should I pay for AMC when I can download Breaking Bad ten minutes after it airs in 1080p and I never have to watch a single commercial? Stupid sheeple giving their cash to cable monopolies, I'm not going to support their illegal, market-destroying empires! Bittorrent all the way, baby!
                "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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                • #9
                  Arr Matey's this thread be deservin' of 5 staars!
                  Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                  "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                  2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                  • #10
                    IEvery time i hear Ho,Ho,Ho, makes me think of a girl I knew when I was a teen.

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                    • #11
                      I have a steering wheel in my pants!

                      It's drivin' me nuts! YARRRR
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #12
                        Play Sid Meier's Pirates! today! Ye be speakin' Pirate!

                        There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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