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  • Only in Wales: Motorway closed in both directions by a flock of sheep

    M4 closed in both directions because of sheep on the road

    It could only happen in Wales - the M4 was closed this morning because of sheep on the road

    It could only happen on a Friday morning, and it could only happen in Wales, but a flock of runaway sheep caused traffic chaos on the M4 this morning after they made their way down a slip road onto the motorway during peak rush hour.

    Police said a rolling roadblock was in use on the motorway to combat the rolling road flock between J35 Pencoed to J36 Sarn as the sheep were corralled eastwards towards J35. Luckily, a sheep dog did not need to be dispatched.

    A spokesman for South Wales Police said its control room first got a call at 8.44am this morning from a driver who spotted the sheep making their way down the sliproad at J36.

    Drivers in each direction were forced to slow down when the intruders reached the motorway - but in a case of shear luck there were no collisions.

    Officers from the force's Roads Policing Unit corralled the sheep eastwards from J36, with an update at 10:03am saying the flock had been cleared from the road.

    It is not yet known where the sheep came from, or who they belong to.
    Whoever they belong to must be feeling pretty sheepish right about now...
    Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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    This kind of thing happens regularly for bears, moose, elk, mountain goats, etc in Canada.



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    • #3
      ducks here
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #4
        People here.
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        • #5
          I once ran over a whole ****load of canadian geese because I was being tailgated by a semi and couldn't slow down. Cue lots of squawking and feathers flying everywhere. I honked my horn and the ****ers wouldn't move. Now they definitely won't be moving.
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          • #6
            Nuisance birds.
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            • #7
              I thought there were rules against posting porn. Really, Mobius?
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                I thought there were rules against posting porn. Really, Mobius?
                Sheep, little boys, is there no end to your depravity?
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                • #9
                  I hate to say it but in most of the US some truck owner would have just deliberately plowed them all down and the owner would have quickly learned to make sure his live stock stayed out of the road.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Asher View Post
                    This kind of thing happens regularly for bears, moose, elk, mountain goats, etc in Canada.



                    On the freeways as well?
                    Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                    • #11
                      ...those are the freeways.
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                      • #12


                        They are in Wales!

                        Look up the A470: it's Wales' main north/south road...
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                        • #13
                          I know you are welsh and necromancy is part of your culture, but please keep it in house - not here
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                          • #14
                            Think of it as a pit stop on those long and boring car journeys...
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