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  • Dear Brits - Happy thank goodness we got shot of those religious puritan nutjobs day! (shame about the oil)

    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
    We've got both kinds

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    • #3
      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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        There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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        • #5
          at least our crazies aren't trying to cenrsor the interwebs and making porn an opt in thing
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            That's cos they already tried, sava.
            You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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            • #7
              And you can own a kitchen knife without being put on a terrorist watch.
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                You're welcome for our help in those world wars, by the way!
                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                • #9
                  You're welcome for our help in those world wars, by the way!
                  'We apologise for the late arrival of our war mongering profiteer forces. They have been busy (as usual) helping squalid dictatorships in South America, Central America and the Caribbean.'
                  Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                  ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by molly bloom View Post
                    'We apologise for the late arrival of our war mongering profiteer forces. They have been busy (as usual) helping squalid dictatorships in South America, Central America and the Caribbean.'
                    jealousy is unbecoming
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Sava View Post
                      jealousy is unbecoming
                      Ah, go tell it to the marines.

                      Who's jealous of propping up Trujillo, the Duvaliers and the Somosas anyway ?

                      Not me. You know what they say about the company you keep.... that and sleeping with dogs.
                      Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                      ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                      • #12
                        Who's jealous of dictatorial power over India and half of Africa? Not me.

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                        • #13
                          You shut your cakehole, now. Samosas are delicious.

                          Er, Xpost, but ironically it sort of works this way too.
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                            Originally posted by molly bloom View Post
                            Ah, go tell it to the marines.

                            Who's jealous of propping up Trujillo, the Duvaliers and the Somosas anyway ?

                            Not me. You know what they say about the company you keep.... that and sleeping with dogs.
                            I don't disagree. Supposedly the UK is our greatest ally. Company indeed.
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #15
                              Just out of curiosity, who is currently in charge of BP?
                              "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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