Ask Ben Kenobi anything/drunkithreadi...

[Ben Kenobi]

So. Fire away while I can still type...

[SlowwHand]

Yeah, this should go well.

[Ben Kenobi]

Yes, apparently almost as well as the Chardonnay...

[giblets]

Have you ever smoked pot?

[Ben Kenobi]

Have you ever smoked pot?

Nope. Lived with many pot smokers over the years tho. Never partook.

[Egbert]

Thank you for this opportunity to ask questions.

1. When did you turn gay?
2. Why are you drunk?
3. Why is Slowwy saying this thread will go well?
4. Should we colonise Mars?
5. Would you like me to ask more questions?

[Alexander's Horse]

why did the bromance with MTG never blossom in your opinion?

[giblets]

Should Australia be a British colony again?

[Ben Kenobi]

1. When did you turn gay?

Never! I like women far too much. I have a weakness for pretty ladies for which I've been blessed in my life. Very thankful for them.

2. Why are you drunk?

I drank some chardonnay. My landlady and her boyfriend wanted some company so I joined them.

3. Why is Slowwy saying this thread will go well?

Slowwy and I have drank together. Had some good times.

4. Should we colonise Mars?

Not before the moon. Gravity wells suck more than Sava's ladyfriends.

5. Would you like me to ask more questions?

Sure!

[Ben Kenobi]

Should Australia be a British colony again?

'Again'? They've never left.

[Ben Kenobi]

why did the bromance with MTG never blossom in your opinion?

'Didn't?'

[Egbert]

Never! I like women far too much. I have a weakness for pretty ladies for which I've been blessed in my life. Very thankful for them.
I drank some chardonnay. My landlady and her boyfriend wanted some company so I joined them.
Slowwy and I have drank together. Had some good times.
Not before the moon. Gravity wells suck more than Sava's ladyfriends.
Sure!

1. Why were you having a menage a trois with the landlady and her boyfriend? Sounds obscene.
2' Do you have first hand knowledge of Sava's ladyfriends sucking ability?
3. Is your landlady Sava's girlfriend?
4. Did you get Slowwy drunk on purpose to try to get gay sex?

[giblets]

Ben, why is your grammar so bad? It's "have drunk".

[Ben Kenobi]

1. Why were you having a menage a trois with the landlady and her boyfriend? Sounds obscene.

Because I'm that irresistable?

2' Do you have first hand knowledge of Sava's ladyfriends sucking ability?

I'm extrapolating from Sava's descriptions...

3. Is your landlady Sava's girlfriend?

I'm pretty sure he has a no Texan policy.

4. Did you get Slowwy drunk on purpose to try to get gay sex?

Pretty sure it would be the other way around.. He can hold his liquor better than I. I'm a lightweight.

[Ben Kenobi]

Ben, why is your grammar so bad? It's "have drunk".

Probably because I'm not an American and that's how I was taught...