3 choices

[Ecthy]

is it just me? but every time i see a girl do duckface, i just want to smack her lips with my dick

**** i'm bored now
maybe tomorrow i will like #3 again

The duckface isn't her fault, it's too compelling a cultural mechanism. not...

[H Tower]

Whichever one has the best ass for your next avatar #2 may be hot but it doesn't seem like she'd pose for the camera.

[Fake Boris]

#3. Easy.

[Imran Siddiqui]

If #3 is easy, you should totally go for that

[Sava]

Wow. I didn't expect this thread to be active. It was just late night/early morning BS.

I feel compelled to post after having unwittingly opened this thread. What happened to the civ playing mannequin?

Her arm fell off after I tried bending her into a strange position. Also, the mannequin I have dressed up in my mother's clothes didn't approve of her. WHATS THAT MOTHER?! COMING!

But no, I haven't replied to her since she last texted me. I just wasnt feeling the love.

I think you should watch Breakfast at Tiffany's. Pay careful attention. Get the sugar-momma to finance you a bachelor pad near to #2 or #3. (Whichever looks more like Audrey Hepburn.) I'm not sure where the zombie fits into the story though.

The zombie was just for lulz

[Sava]

Well, what are YOU looking for? A relationship, or just someone to sleep with occasionally? I'm more leaning toward #1 cause older women tend to be more freaky (what difference does it make what they look like when all you can see it the top of their head?). As for a relationship, hell, I'm still leaning toward #1 (might have something to do with the fact that my wife is 40). Not as great of a chance of sudden suprizes.

My sister just had a baby a few months ago. Whatever biological clock I have, well, I just felt it ticking a bit. Eventually, I would like to be married... perhaps procreate. But for right now, I would just enjoy some female companionship... no headaches. Despite my obnoxious displays of sexual desire, I need a bit more of an emotional connection.

I am leaning very much towards #3. We chatted until 3am this morning.

This is all internet dating, so I'm not sure which one has the best avatar worthy ass. Judging from the feedback I received during the last attempted change, I think it would be very difficult to find a new queen of the hill. Plus, I'm not that comfortable objectifying someone I care about. Exes? That's fine. I don't need to see them ever again. I'm not bitter. I'm not about to publicly shame them. Having a personal connection to a beautiful picture does a little more for me.

Late night Mario Kart sessions seem pretty fricken awesome. I want a companion, not a sexpot.

How do I keep a handle on... well this whole OMGBEWBS thing I got going on? I've never been a relationship guy. I need help with this.

[Colon™]

My advice boils down to this:

Seriously. #3 is obviously the most desirable, but you should realise you aren't the only one who feels drawn to her and not hope too much in the loyalty department.

[H Tower]

My sister just had a baby a few months ago. Whatever biological clock I have, well, I just felt it ticking a bit. Eventually, I would like to be married... perhaps procreate. But for right now, I would just enjoy some female companionship... no headaches. Despite my obnoxious displays of sexual desire, I need a bit more of an emotional connection.

I am leaning very much towards #3. We chatted until 3am this morning.

This is all internet dating, so I'm not sure which one has the best avatar worthy ass. Judging from the feedback I received during the last attempted change, I think it would be very difficult to find a new queen of the hill. Plus, I'm not that comfortable objectifying someone I care about. Exes? That's fine. I don't need to see them ever again. I'm not bitter. I'm not about to publicly shame them. Having a personal connection to a beautiful picture does a little more for me.

Late night Mario Kart sessions seem pretty fricken awesome. I want a companion, not a sexpot.

How do I keep a handle on... well this whole OMGBEWBS thing I got going on? I've never been a relationship guy. I need help with this.

You started this thread with "I'm bored and looking for female companionship" so most of the above advice is basically, "do #3 because she's hot and will put out."

Our little Sava is thinking about growing up

[Sava]

My advice boils down to this:

Seriously. #3 is obviously the most desirable, but you should realise you aren't the only one who feels drawn to her and not hope too much in the loyalty department.

Wow. That's a pretty pessimistic outlook. I don't know much about her, but I would give her enough benefit of the doubt to not question whether or not she'd be "loyal". Plus, I've always tended to be the unreliable one.

[H Tower]

My advice boils down to this:

Seriously. #3 is obviously the most desirable, but you should realise you aren't the only one who feels drawn to her and not hope too much in the loyalty department.

Where did you get the unfaithful part from? The fact that she is good looking?

[Colon™]

Where did you get unfaithful part from?

Wow. That's a pretty pessimistic outlook. I don't know much about her, but I would give her enough benefit of the doubt to not question whether or not she'd be "loyal". Plus, I've always tended to be the unreliable one.

Can I assume you could afford it because you'd easily enough find someone else? It works that way for women too.

[Sava]

You started this thread with "I'm bored and looking for female companionship" so most of the above advice is basically, "do #3 because she's hot and will put out."

Our little Sava is thinking about growing up

We'll see about "growing up". However, I'm open to the possibility of growth.

#1 would be the easy sex option. #3 seems more like the most fulfilling relationship option... which would include sex... but in the context of a more meaningful emotional connection.

[Sava]

Can I assume you could afford it because you'd easily enough find someone else? It works that way for women too.

Sure it does. I consider myself an outlier on the ******* scale... even for men. I've only had one bad experience with a female being scummy... and that was before 9/11.

[Sava]

What, women are more loyal since the two towers done got blowed up...?

HURRRR THAT DONE HAPEN A LONG TIME AGO

HYUK HYUK AMURICA

[snoopy369]

How do I keep a handle on... well this whole OMGBEWBS thing I got going on? I've never been a relationship guy. I need help with this.

By working at it. Or lots of porn to distract that part of you when she's not around...