3 choices

[Sava]

So I'm bored and looking for a new female companion. Here are the three candidates:

41 year old... maybe a 5 or 6 out of 10... possibly sugar mama. Seems very undersexed. Claims to be shy. Topic of conversation because flirty and sexual before 10 messages.

25 year old... I would say... an 8... even a 9 in good circumstances. Fit. 5'8''... a bit uptight... somewhat conservative (not politically) and mainstream. Seems somewhat pricey. I would estimate $200-250 in dates before sex. Perhaps has unrealistic expectations... one pic on her profile is her dressed as a bridesmaid. Probably already has a wedding dress picked out. Marriage is great. But if she's thinking marriage beforehand, she's thinking who Mr. Right is... expectations and whatnot.

24 year old... a solid 7... great boobs... very sexy lips... looks good in a variety of hair colors and styles... brags about Mario Kart skills. A date consisting of video games all night and beer is "a beautiful thing". Calls me "adorable Sava". Downside? Lives maybe a 2 hour drive away. Also, lives with parents... though, that hasn't stopped sexy time before.

I do have another potential candidate who lives close to #3. I tend to frown on juggling women. Though, starting out as "friends" allows for a "hard to get" approach... which may have wonderful results.

I am leaning towards #3. I'm attracted to her the most. #2 is hotter... but is likely more effort than she's worth. #1 would just be for fun... and despite claims of not wanting a one night stand or FWB... she definitely needs a hot beef injection.

And yes... it's somewhat crass to evaluate women this way. I can't help it. It's how my mind works.

[Sava]

Holy ****. Listen to this girl. She's my dream:

i do like huge frickin' jugs of wine, the moon, sharks, loud noises, john waters, and googling pictures of airline food and kittens.

What I’m doing with my life:
RUINING IT and eating people's children

The first things people usually notice about me
is that i'm fantasizing about their deaths.

You should message me if
you give even less of a **** than i do, but can still take proper care of house plants.

She says 28 as her age, but she looks closer to 18. I got fooled once. I need to be vigilant. No jailbait.

[Sava]

caption: this is a picture of a duck

[Sava]

"advocate cannibalism"

[Sava]

everyone sleeping?

**** you bastards

what time is it in europe
you asshats should be awake by now

[Sava]

is it just me? but every time i see a girl do duckface, i just want to smack her lips with my dick

**** i'm bored now
maybe tomorrow i will like #3 again

[Aeson]

I feel compelled to post after having unwittingly opened this thread. What happened to the civ playing mannequin?

I think you should watch Breakfast at Tiffany's. Pay careful attention. Get the sugar-momma to finance you a bachelor pad near to #2 or #3. (Whichever looks more like Audrey Hepburn.) I'm not sure where the zombie fits into the story though.

[SlowwHand]

3

[Docfeelgood]

This one is safer.

[self biased]

I will consider the evidence and deliver my judgement in the evening.

[Guynemer]

#3. Easy.

[snoopy369]

All of your arguments point to #3, particularly the fact that you seem to want #3. I'd take a mario kart date in a heartbeat if I were you.

[Colonâ„¢]

Depends on what you're looking for ey Sava.

[Donegeal]

Well, what are YOU looking for? A relationship, or just someone to sleep with occasionally? I'm more leaning toward #1 cause older women tend to be more freaky (what difference does it make what they look like when all you can see it the top of their head?). As for a relationship, hell, I'm still leaning toward #1 (might have something to do with the fact that my wife is 40). Not as great of a chance of sudden suprizes.

[Ecthy]

Sava, shouldn't this be obvious? Ignore #2, the rest makes for an interesting time passing setup. Girl #3 is obviously the one you care mmost about, so go for her. She seems cool and you're attracted, so "date" her, whatever that means. Until things with her progress to an interesting level, occasionally meet #1 for passing the time. Problem solved.

PS: Ir's one choice, three options