one thing i dont understand about the sperm cult

[Sava]

so masturbation is bad because all those sperm are wasted... and is the same as murder

but then having sex for a kid is just as bad because only one sperm out of millions or whatever gets turned into a fetus

so its okay for god to murder millions just for one person

and also, every time a woman has a period, it's murder

all the more reason to institute mandatory transvaginal ultrasounds for women

and transballsack ultrasounds for men

all males under the age of 12 should report to their priest for daily inspections

[Ben Kenobi]

How about dem Canucks! They beat the Blackhawks!

[regexcellent]

Nobody believes masturbation is as bad as murder, or that it is murder, or that it's as bad as abortion or whatever.

The Catholic Church believes that sex should be for procreation and therefore masturbation is bad, not that you're killing millions of souls. It's the difference between a gamete and a zygote. We've been over this.

[Ben Kenobi]

You a hockey fan, Reg?

[notyoueither]

How about dem Canucks! They beat the Blackhawks!

7-2, *****!

[Ben Kenobi]

7 years now without playoffs?

[Sava]

i thought the hawks played the blues last night? i watched the first period

the hawks were just giving playtime to some rooks/minor leaguers

rook goalie, pirri, morin, ben smith, leblanc (LE BLAH)

[Sava]

hey, is detroit in the playoffs?

the battle for the 8 seed between minnesota and detroit was interesting

either way, i get to make fun of some team

detroit for being bad
or
minnesota for being bad despite trying to free agent their way into relevancy

"the wild"... what kind of stupid name for a team is that

[Ben Kenobi]

Better than Black hawks who aren't even black. .

[Sava]

i'm sorry all i hear from you is "i like drinking the sperm of my pope god"

[loinburger]

I thought that Onanism was a sin because Onan was basically telling God to **** off, not because every sperm is sacred. I don't know how this somehow turned into ALL masturbation being a sin, but that's religion for you.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

Organized Religion is like a political party on steroids, all the control without absolutely any reference to reason.

[Dr Strangelove]

If you don't have sex all those sperm are going to die anyway. The same is true for most of the cells in your body, they live, they die, they get replaced. Only nerve cells are with you your entire life. Muscle cells sort of are, but the nuclei have a life cycle.

[Guynemer]

hey, is detroit in the playoffs?

Ayup. We've got Anaheim, starting tomorrow night. You get the Wild.

Columbus was the odd team out of the three-way scramble for the last two spots.

[Sava]

**** columbus
what a stupid franchise
they should be contracted

along with nashville and carolina... and vancouver because **** YOU vancouver