It's Good Friday

[Ben Kenobi]

No you didn't liar. All you do is lie. You're the most despicable person imaginable.

Good thing we aren't in the mirror universe. Mirror Kidicious is probably a suave lady's man.

[Kidlicious]

It also wasn't sodomy, unless there were things going on with Monica that weren't apparent at first glance...

So he didn't lie then. Interesting.

[MrFun]

So according to Ben, Clinton never lied when he said, "I did not have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky," because it was not sex. It was sodomy.

[Ben Kenobi]

Yes, it was sodomy. The definition I found on dictionary.com includes anal OR oral for the word, sodomy.

I think the question you should be asking yourself is:

"Is the thing that I want this dictionary's definition, or Kenobi's definition?"

[giblets]

Why did Ben have to hijack a thread about Good Friday to talk about what lesbians do in private? What a sinful mind...

[MrFun]

I'm going by a dictionary. I don't want to go by the fickle whims of a person who wants to make up definitions of their own, on the fly.

[Ben Kenobi]

So according to Ben, Clinton never lied when he said, "I did not have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky," because it was not sex. It was sodomy.

Sigh. No, it's not sodomy. It wasn't sexual intercourse either unless he lied under oath.

'Involves the use of' is very broad. Does rubbing one off count as sex?

I'd like an answer to this, Fun.

[Kidlicious]

Why did Ben have to hijack a thread about Good Friday to talk about what lesbians do in private? What a sinful mind...

Because he worships a fertility god.

[MichaeltheGreat]

You hell-bound sodomite, you.

[MrFun]

You know, fuck this. I am suppose to be doing online job hunting and applications.

If I'm in the mood for self-induced nausea or migraine, I'll be back here later.

[MrFun]

Sigh. No, it's not sodomy. It wasn't sexual intercourse either unless he lied under oath.

Anyways, answer the question Mr. Fun. Your definition includes, "engaged in the use of male or female genitalia" as a definition for sex. What does 'engaged in the use of' mean? What counts?

Do we really want to destroy any last shred of semblance of a "family friendly" site here?

[MichaeltheGreat]

Why did Ben have to hijack a thread about Good Friday to talk about what lesbians do in private? What a sinful mind...

Jesus died for lesbians' sin too. There, that better?

[Kidlicious]

I'm going for a ride on my bike. Ben is a stupid homophobe. Stop letting him threadjack a christian thread so that he can promote his fertility god.

[Ben Kenobi]

If I'm in the mood for self-induced nausea or migraine, I'll be back here later.

So, in conclusion - touching someone else's genitals = sex!

Thanks Mr. Fun!

[DinoDoc]

Kid: You and Ben are rather disgusting for thread ****ting on a thread about Good Friday and turning it into a sex discussion. As is everyone else that joined in.