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    The Microsoft founder and its former CEO is getting out of software and into, er, hardware.

    Gates will give a $100,000 grant to whoever can invent the “next generation condom” through The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation’s Grand Challenges in Global Health. The estimated 80 grant recipients can then apply for a follow-up grant worth up to $1 million.

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    “Is it possible to develop a product without this stigma, or better, one that is felt to enhance pleasure?” the Grand Challenge prompt asks. ”If so, would such a product lead to substantial benefits for global health, both in terms of reducing the incidence of unplanned pregnancies and in prevention of infection with HIV or other STIs [sexually transmitted infections]?”

    The challenge prompt notes that condoms are effective at preventing pregnancies and sexually transmitted infections like HIV, but their design hasn’t changed in centuries and people just don’t want to use them. As such, Gates is asking inventors to create something that does the job, but increases condom desirability by preserving sensation and enhancing user experience.

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    Between 69 and 80 percent of teens in the United States use condoms, but middle-aged adults aren’t so careful because they mistakenly think they aren’t at risk for contracting sexually transmitted infections, said Sheryl Kingsberg, who specializes in behavioral medicine at University Hospitals’ department of Obstetrics and Gynecology in Cleveland.

    Even when a condom is being used, however, it’s not always used the right way because it isn’t intuitive, Kingsberg said.

    The University of Washington and a company called Origami are already working on ways to build a better condom, according to the foundation’s blog. The university is working on a fabric with tiny fibers that can physically block sperm and then dissolve within a few minutes or a few days.

    Origami has three designs for rippled, folding condoms designed to enhance pleasure and be put on quickly.

    Gates’ call for condom inventors is a “wonderful idea” and raises awareness, but it only solves half the problem, Kingsberg said. The other half will be encouraging people to use condoms with better education.

    “There are many ways in which the current generation of condom can fail,” she said. “Maybe this is Windows Vista version. We can certainly get to Windows 7, 8 and 9, but we need to encourage people to use it.”

    The deadline for proposal submissions is May 7. Winners will be notified in November.
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    Even when a condom is being used, however, it’s not always used the right way because it isn’t intuitive, Kingsberg said.
    Err, what?
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    • #3
      Do they still print those funny little saying at the open end of condones?

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        troi
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #5
          I'm confused as to what this has to do with ST:TNG ... and hope to keep it that way ...

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          • #6
            I have an idea for a nanobot lattice condom. The nanobots use microscopic hooks to hold onto each other and small lasers to shoot sperm and STDs as they pass through the lattice. They then feed and replicate by harvesting energy and materials from bodily fluids. Their excrement of waste materials from this process will function as lubricant.

            There may be some slight potential for such a condom to become parasitic and replicate out of control, but I'm sure with enough funding from charity we can minimize such risks.

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            • #7
              the nanobots and lasers are controlled by a fat virgin dude playing a flash tower defense game on like newgrounds or something

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Asher View Post
                Err, what?
                Non gay nerds asher.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Docfeelgood View Post
                  Do they still print those funny little saying at the open end of condones?
                  yeah, they're about three inches from the serial number at the very end.
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                  • #10
                    I'm confused as to what this has to do with ST:TNG ... and hope to keep it that way ...
                    Headline at the link, "Bill Gates offers grant for Next Generation Condoms"...
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                    • #11
                      If you can't figure out how to use a condom, how do you manage to get your shoes tied in the morning?
                      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                      • #12
                        If his posts are to be believed, condom deployment is a purely theoretical/academic concept, one that's never been put to the test by the threadstarter.
                        And, for presumed religious reasons, never will be.

                        Therefore, this can be considered a pure troll thread. (And yet, I've posted in it, even after having resisted early this afternoon. :sadnod: )
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                        • #13
                          I have to say that proper condom use is not something that is remotely self evident.

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                          • #14
                            I imagine that's the case when you try to put it on your dog.
                            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                            ){ :|:& };:

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                            • #15
                              Therefore, this can be considered a pure troll thread.
                              Hrm? Where have I trolled in this thread? I posted the OP and an explanation for the title. I saw the headline and it got a chuckle from me moving a quote mark one word to the left, to 'Next Generation' condom, from 'Next Generation Condom'.

                              Also, despite rumors to the contrary, yes I do know how to put on a condom.
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