Let's make a deal!

[Egbert]

Do the world a favor and shoot Aeson with that slug instead.

You could shoot Aeson yourself with a giant artillery piece if you join the Marines. Of course you may need to wait until the USA invades the Philipines, again.

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[Egbert]

There is a place down by the border in Imperial Beach just south of Chula Vista which does Texcoco style pit roasted goat and it is awesome! They have these big brick lined pits they've dug out of the ground which they cover with a steel top and the whole pre-marinated goat is wrapped in banana leaves and left to cook in the pit for 8 hours as it slowly roasts over the hot oak coals. I have never particularly liked goat meat but done the right way the stuff is moist and delicious. I believe the place was even on David Zimmerman's show on the food network.

http://www.aquiestexcoco.com/

If you miss the exit you'll probably end up in Mexico as it is so close to the border.

Just give the goat to Dinner. He is a man who obviously knows what to do with a goat.

[Aeson]

You could shoot Aeson yourself with a giant artillery piece if you join the Marines.

He would miss.

[Egbert]

He would miss.

Ah yes. But if he were to shoot at something else you would be "collateral damage".

[Aeson]

Ah yes. But if he were to shoot at something else you would be "collateral damage".

I prefer the term enemy combatant in this instance ... and I am dangerously close to some grazing goats, which are a likely target it seems.

[Aeson]

This thread has left me wondering if I haven't always been wrongly reading "goat ****ers" ... I always thought it was a slur leveled at the people (supposedly) ****ing goats, not actually the goats themselves being the ****ers.

[Egbert]

No. Dinner threadjacked it into a goateating thread. Dinner likes food threads.

You should move away from the grazing goats, very dangerous in case of a marine invasion.

[giblets]

What sort of microbrew would Dinner recommend to accompany goat meat?

[Alexander's Horse]

does it say anything about the OT that almost everyone focussed on the goat?

[loinburger]

That's pretty standard with math puzzles. For example:

The number, 197, is called a circular prime because all rotations of the digits: 197, 971, and 719, are themselves prime. There are thirteen such primes below 100: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 31, 37, 71, 73, 79, and 97. How many circular primes are there below one million?

Answer: Let's all eat a goat.

[snoopy369]

Humboldt Fog!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humboldt_Fog

Midnight Moon > Humboldt Fog. But HF is certainly good as well, for a soft cheese.

[ColdWizard]

Does any know the penalties in Texas for goat rustling?

[Hauldren Collider]

That's pretty standard with math puzzles. For example:

The number, 197, is called a circular prime because all rotations of the digits: 197, 971, and 719, are themselves prime. There are thirteen such primes below 100: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 31, 37, 71, 73, 79, and 97. How many circular primes are there below one million?

Answer: Let's all eat a goat.

This is trivially solvable through brute force, although I am sure there are more elegant solutions. It just isn't worthwhile to try to find them.

Am currently writing a short solution in python.

[Sava]

Does any know the penalties in Texas for goat rustling?

a mexican has to sleep with your wife

[ColdWizard]

a mexican has to sleep with your wife

Can I claim the person I stole the goats from is my wife?