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No one should be laid for trying to get fired.
THAT IS NOT A SEX-WORTHY ACTION!!!
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Depends on the job
Wife: But I can't just quit my job as a chastity belt model - I'm under contract!
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Husband: But I can't just quit my job as a tetanus taste tester - I'm under contract!
Wife: Well your lockjaw is ruining our sex life. Isn't there a way you can get them to fire you so you can get treated?<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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Sadly Loin's first post was surprisingly relevant to my own life...Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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