I've got 1 PM unopened

[Lancer]

Ahhh, the nostalgia of the good old days: Ming and Lancer arguing...

Nah, Ming is arguing. Can he ban me? No?

You certainly have turned into a decent upstanding fellow Mob, congrats. I can't help but think that there's a 1600 lb weight poised overhead and your smile will last until I'm in just the right spot...

[Lancer]

Your long lost uncle from Nigeria has a US lottery winning ticket and is willing to share half of the winnings with you as he is not a resident of the US, and needs someone who can claim it, all for a small fee of $10 000?

That would explain why I tan so easily anyway. Nice one, best yet. Seven left!

AH, very good guess! I'll tell you what, for old times sake I'll give you two guesses, 6 left!

[Lancer]

That would be the family friendly version.

Ah the whole family is dropping by to give their support, what joy. Nice to see you Rah, care to guess?

[Alexander's Horse]

Okay I'll go with mod warning and "stop acting like a jackass", taking into account Rah's comment, lol.

But doesn't your little competition offend the old strict rule that PM's are not to be posted? hmm? hmmm?

[Lancer]

Ah yes, if I were to post the PM. Might want to check out the OP again AH. I wonder though if I were to post a PM, what the effect would be? Are there actually rules in these modern times? Are some of them enforced?

Its below my dignity as a mod from 2 other sites, but it might be fun to break every rule until you find out which ones are enforced and use this info to create a new, abridged set of rules and submit it to the owners as a gift.

[Alexander's Horse]

well even if the rules have relaxed it wouldn't be cool to post the PM without the author's permission maybe.

[Ben Kenobi]

I'll guess and say that it's from me.

[Alexander's Horse]

asking if you could have Lancer's baby?

[Lancer]

Putting the two posts together we're down to 5!

Sure AH, and as I said in the OP I won't be posting the PM, just relating the gist. That could still be an outrage, we'll just have to see.

[Ben Kenobi]

asking if you could have Lancer's baby?

I have pictures of us frolicking together.

[Dinner]

I hope it's not pictures of a man cross dressing as a woman. Ben keeps PMing pictures of himself in a dress and I wish he'd stop.

[Tuberski]

Penis Enlargement or Carpet Cleaning in San Diego.

ACK!

[Alexander's Horse]

Ben really needs to get that Captain America avatar back.

[Lancer]

Tuber takes us to the downward slope! Only 4 guesses left as the excitement builds to a crescendo. I am getting a bit curious...

Btw, no sign of Theben or Saras or even Oerdin. What's this place coming to?

[Ben Kenobi]

I hope it's not pictures of a man cross dressing as a woman. Ben keeps PMing pictures of himself in a dress and I wish he'd stop.

Who knew Oerdin was into midget porn?