School Shooting

[ricketyclik]

We shouldn't have laws that put law abiding citizens at a disadvantage to criminals, and we shouldn't have laws that punish people for victimless crimes. Laws should serve to protect people's rights, not infringe upon them.

What about the people's right to live in a gun-free environment?

[Al B. Sure!]

My guess is that, moreover, Alby wants to be a HIGH SPEED INFANTRY OFFICER OORAH even though he hates guns, doesn't know how to drive, and can't swim.

So then perhaps on the third try he finally completes OCS and gets to be a reservist Finance officer, defending his country with a swingline stapler. For one weekend a month and two weeks a year.

3402 MAFIA OORAH

Do you even lift PT?

[Hauldren Collider]

Do you even know how to swim? Or drive? Or shoot a gun?

[regexcellent]

Do you even lift PT?

3 days a week.

It's the week before break so Monday PT was ultimate frisbee ARMY STRONG

Do you even know how to swim? Or drive? Or shoot a gun?

Speaking of swimming I actually failed CWST because in the event where you have to get your load bearing vest off underwater I couldn't stay under because my ACU blouse inflated with air when I jumped in.

[giblets]

Why?

And yes, I have been involuntarily confined. Or rather, I've been told I can "voluntarily" be admitted and avoid confinement until a court date is scheduled.

It takes less time to convince those morons that I'm not violent than proving it in court.

The doctors give medicine that may cause suicidal thoughts. Talk to your doctor. I did. And then I got locked up. The moral of the story is you cannot trust your doctor/therapist.

I'll take THE RAPIST for 600, Alex.

Why were you taken to court?

[Al B. Sure!]

3 days a week.

It's the week before break so Monday PT was ultimate frisbee ARMY STRONG

3 days a week? What? Are you training to be a chaplain?

[ricketyclik]

Who woulda thunk? The forum's two bovver boys challenging each other's masculinity, in order, no doubt, to assure us and themselves of their toughness.

And who woulda thunk one of them would be so eager to tell us about how big the guns he handles are?

Ooh, boys, you're so strong and masculine. Just having you around makes me feel so safe.

[Hauldren Collider]

I think you're misreading reg a bit. I think he's just trying to piss Alby off, who is obviously envious of Reg's success where he has failed.

Alby is of course completely ****ing gay and therefore has a masturbatory fixation on military masculinity.

[regexcellent]

3 days a week? What? Are you training to be a chaplain?

Signal officer. In the national guard. So close enough.

I think you're misreading reg a bit. I think he's just trying to piss Alby off, who is obviously envious of Reg's success where he has failed.

In all fairness, MS1 year ROTC is stupid easy so nothing I've done is particularly noteworthy. Marine OCS is actually really REALLY hard.

[Al B. Sure!]

Who woulda thunk? The forum's two bovver boys challenging each other's masculinity, in order, no doubt, to assure us and themselves of their toughness.

And who woulda thunk one of them would be so eager to tell us about how big the guns he handles are?

Ooh, boys, you're so strong and masculine. Just having you around makes me feel so safe.

He's 5'2" 120lbs. You'd only be safe if you were attacked by a petite woman.

[Hauldren Collider]

Where the **** did you get that from? I don't remember reg ever posting his height and weight.

ALSO LOL you ****ing DanS'er. That initially said 5'4 140 pounds and you revised down to 5'2" 120

[Al B. Sure!]

Where the **** did you get that from? I don't remember reg ever posting his height and weight.

He's about your size, actually. You might be a little bigger.

He PT's all of 3 days a week, though, so you know... I wouldn't bet on you to take him.

[Hauldren Collider]

When did I post MY height and weight, you ****ing creepy stalker? How the hell would you know how tall I am?

[regexcellent]

Where the **** did you get that from? I don't remember reg ever posting his height and weight.

I have. He still got it wrong though. 5'6" 135 pounds.

[Al B. Sure!]

When did I post MY height and weight, you ****ing creepy stalker? How the hell would you know how tall I am?

We did a poll. You, Ben, and Drake are all under 5'6". I will never forget manlet status.