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Do you evenOriginally posted by regexcellent View PostMy guess is that, moreover, Alby wants to be a HIGH SPEED INFANTRY OFFICER OORAH even though he hates guns, doesn't know how to drive, and can't swim.
So then perhaps on the third try he finally completes OCS and gets to be a reservist Finance officer, defending his country with a swingline stapler. For one weekend a month and two weeks a year.
3402 MAFIA OORAHliftPT?"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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3 days a week.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostDo you evenliftPT?
It's the week before break so Monday PT was ultimate frisbee
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Speaking of swimming I actually failed CWST because in the event where you have to get your load bearing vest off underwater I couldn't stay under because my ACU blouse inflated with air when I jumped in.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostDo you even know how to swim? Or drive? Or shoot a gun?
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Why were you taken to court?Originally posted by Sava View PostWhy?
And yes, I have been involuntarily confined. Or rather, I've been told I can "voluntarily" be admitted and avoid confinement until a court date is scheduled.
It takes less time to convince those morons that I'm not violent than proving it in court.
The doctors give medicine that may cause suicidal thoughts. Talk to your doctor. I did. And then I got locked up. The moral of the story is you cannot trust your doctor/therapist.
I'll take THE RAPIST for 600, Alex.
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3 days a week? What? Are you training to be a chaplain?Originally posted by regexcellent View Post3 days a week.
It's the week before break so Monday PT was ultimate frisbee
ARMY STRONG"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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Who woulda thunk? The forum's two bovver boys challenging each other's masculinity, in order, no doubt, to assure us and themselves of their toughness.
And who woulda thunk one of them would be so eager to tell us about how big the guns he handles are?
Ooh, boys, you're so strong and masculine. Just having you around makes me feel so safe.
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I think you're misreading reg a bit. I think he's just trying to piss Alby off, who is obviously envious of Reg's success where he has failed.
Alby is of course completely ****ing gay and therefore has a masturbatory fixation on military masculinity.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Signal officer. In the national guard. So close enough.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post3 days a week? What? Are you training to be a chaplain?
In all fairness, MS1 year ROTC is stupid easy so nothing I've done is particularly noteworthy. Marine OCS is actually really REALLY hard.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostI think you're misreading reg a bit. I think he's just trying to piss Alby off, who is obviously envious of Reg's success where he has failed.
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He's 5'2" 120lbs. You'd only be safe if you were attacked by a petite woman.Originally posted by ricketyclik View Post
Who woulda thunk? The forum's two bovver boys challenging each other's masculinity, in order, no doubt, to assure us and themselves of their toughness.
And who woulda thunk one of them would be so eager to tell us about how big the guns he handles are?
Ooh, boys, you're so strong and masculine. Just having you around makes me feel so safe."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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He's about your size, actually. You might be a little bigger.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostWhere the **** did you get that from? I don't remember reg ever posting his height and weight.
He PT's all of 3 days a week, though, so you know... I wouldn't bet on you to take him."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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We did a poll. You, Ben, and Drake are all under 5'6". I will never forget manlet status.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostWhen did I post MY height and weight, you ****ing creepy stalker? How the hell would you know how tall I am?"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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