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  • #31
    Originally posted by Dinner View Post
    Congrats on your impeding marriage but Canada may not be the est choice (or it might very well be) depending on what field your career is in.

    From what I glean, he'd probably pass. In fact, we might demand him as part of the future considerations for Mark Carney.
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    • #32
      Would you be willing to take Mr Fun, a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader and an armadillo to be named later, for nothing in return?
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #33
        That smells like a cap dump. You'd have to add something attractive and cheap to make it work.
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        • #34
          Attractive and cheap? I included an armadillo.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #35


            You missed the obvious opening to post links to cheerleader pics.
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            • #36
              The attractive is below. Cheap, well, goes without saying. PLUS, and this is again the best part of the deal, a thoroughbred armadillo.

              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #37
                Cheerleader pics. < Plural.
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                • #38
                  Can the armadillo perform any tasks useful to a productive farm?
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                  • #39
                    Would you be willing to take Mr Fun, a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader and an armadillo to be named later, for nothing in return?
                    Dammit Slowwy. You promised *me* the armadillo. What am I going to do with all these shots of Britney Spears?
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                    • #40
                      Last Christmas she agreed to become a Mrs Christmas.
                      Wouldn't that be Dauphine?

                      Anyways, congrats and good luck. Make sure you pick up some Gor-Tex and let the missus choose for you.
                      Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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                      • #41
                        Does she know you used to be a whore?
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #42
                          Does she know you used to be a whore?
                          What did I tell you about kissing and telling slowwy?
                          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                          "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Dauphin View Post
                            Last Christmas she agreed to become a Mrs Christmas.
                            Congrats! ... and wish her the best of luck from me!
                            There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                              If it doesn't speak English I'm pretty much not interested in going there. That means Canada, UK, Ireland, Australia, NZ, maybe South Africa.
                              Proudly closed-minded!

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                                If it doesn't speak English I'm pretty much not interested in going there. That means Canada, UK, Ireland, Australia, NZ, maybe South Africa.
                                Tourist areas of tons of countries speak English.

                                And everyone in Holland is fluent in English.
                                Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                                Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                                We've got both kinds

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