I want Romney to win so my socks will go up

[-Jrabbit]

Nate Silver puts the Mormon religion's chances of being the One True Faith at <0.1%.

[DaShi]

Here in the United States, we don't actually care about your religion, as long as it purports to be some form of Christianity or Judaism.

I also think it's hilarious that you, as a Catholic, are accusing Mormons of paganism.

The ****? Catholism is the only true Christian church.

[Hauldren Collider]

I misread paganism as polytheism. Me dumb.

[Ben Kenobi]

I misread paganism as polytheism. Me dumb.

Oh, right, I should get right on my prayers to Mary, Queen of heaven.

[Barnabas]

Catholics believe God is made of three persons, but that is also something 99.9% of Christians in the world believe.

Catholics don't worship Mary and the saints.

The issue goes like this.

Prayers of holy people and saints are more effective. The dead people in heaven are by definition saints. Asking them to pray for you is more effective than praying to God directly.

[DaShi]

Mary was taken bodily into Heaven, which was really unfortunate for her. Heaven was not designed for people with bodies.

[Uncle Sparky]

Mary was taken bodily into Heaven, which was really unfortunate for her. Heaven was not designed for people with bodies.

Yeh, but God did knock her up when she was married to another guy. Good to see He took responsibility for His actions. Obviously Republican, but Mormon?

[Uncle Sparky]

I'm not getting free magic underwear.