Jesus Christ: Soft on Crime

[giblets]

Jesus turned down Satan's offer of running an empire, why would he run for office?

George Washington didn't feel like being a king.

[Uncle Sparky]

My favorite part is that they claim that they have proof that Jesus was married because the paper says "My wife..." I don't think they have consider the way Jesus talked.

True, they could have had Jesus speak American, "My better half...".

[Imran Siddiqui]

The Bible.

[Ben Kenobi]

Source?

Matthew 4:8-11

Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. “All this I will give you,” he said, “if you will bow down and worship me.”

Jesus said to him, “Away from me, Satan! For it is written: ‘Worship the Lord your God, and serve him only.’ ”

[Kidlicious]

Or maybe words really are simple and he was just married like everyone else back then.

The biggest error people make is thinking that the Bible is simple.