Asher's Dating Thread

[Ben Kenobi]

We, and many other polytubbies have noticed that Asher not only is the most prevalent poster, but also that he seems remarkably sour and unhappy lately. To put matters in our hands, we've decided to start an intervention - by posting pictures of handsome eligible bachelors just waiting for a bit of that sexy manlove from Asher.

Now please - don't say I have ever done anything for you.

Bachelor number 1 is an educated fellow who's presently employed as a teacher and is noted for his fondness for big men squatting down over football and his attraction to vestements.

[Nikolai]

And here's the lovely bachelor number two, a handsome young man in the pursuit of teacherdom, currently working in IT-support and is known for his big heart for all the people he has in his life. Can there be a place for Asher in his heart too?

[Kidlicious]

You suppose to make those kind of bets?

[regexcellent]

Is that actually a picture of Ben? The second one I mean.

[Ben Kenobi]

No, that is Nikolai.

The more the merrier. We should give Asher more choices...

[Kidlicious]

Aren't both of you circumcised?

[Nikolai]

I'm not a Jew, if that's what you're asking.

[Kidlicious]

I'm not a Jew, if that's what you're asking.

Ok, that's +1 for you. What about you BK?

[regexcellent]

Nikolai looks like a computer nerd, which makes sense because all Norwegians are computer nerds as there's **** all else to do when it's dark outside all the time during the winter.

[Ben Kenobi]

What about you BK?

I prefer to keep some mystery in my life.

[Nikolai]

Mystery Man, surely that must be a +1 or +2 too.

[SlowwHand]

[Kidlicious]

I prefer to keep some mystery in my life.

So you are circumcised then.

[Uncle Sparky]

Why would Asher date tread?

[Kidlicious]

We, and many other polytubbies have noticed that Asher not only is the most prevalent poster, but also that he seems remarkably sour and unhappy lately. To put matters in our hands, we've decided to start an intervention - by posting pictures of handsome eligible bachelors just waiting for a bit of that sexy manlove from Asher.

Now please - don't say I have ever done anything for you.

Bachelor number 1 is an educated fellow who's presently employed as a teacher and is noted for his fondness for big men squatting down over football and his attraction to vestements.

Is that your car? From what I see of it, it looks like a 89 Grand National.