Woman told me she likes me. WHAT DO? NOW!!!

[Proteus_MST]

Maybe this could be of help to establish the basics:

http://sheldoncooper.org/sheldon-cooper-the-friendship-algorithm-quantum-mechanics-and-string-theory/

[Guynemer]

She doesn't live in Philly. She travels all the time as part of her job. This can't be approached the traditional way.

She sent me a message that she's decided she likes me.

What do?!

Tell her she's made a huge mistake.

[Guynemer]

To follow up - endowment is the only thing Alby has going for him.

He's got the personality of a wax mannequin, the intelligence of a marine, the income of a high school student, and the fashion sense of a time-traveling homosexual who can't find the right decade.

It's time to go nuclear or go home.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Be a man, don't be afraid of consequences. Put yourself out there. No risk, no reward.


















Ohh and have a friend videotape it for You tube purposes.

[Sir Og]

Why don't you try talking to her as if she is interviewing you for a job. You said you are very good with that. Be personal etc. as you described in the thread about the interviews for your current job.

Don't talk about the job (relationship/sex)

[Hauldren Collider]

"Behind fake grass by lake with loaded rifle and trainer retriever dog. Healthy-looking duck just flying slowly back and forth for past ten minutes, stopping to rest every thirty seconds. WHAT DO I DO?!"

Feed it bits of toast, duh.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I think you'll find it's actually "Scream in terror and shoot the dog before it attacks. Then fall into lake and need rescuing".

[BlackCat]

"Al find out that she has a dog"

[Tuberski]

Al, act the same as you did before she told you she likes you, it seems you act differently after you find out they have interest. Acting differently doesn't work for you.

ACK!

[The Mad Monk]

"Al find out that she has a dog"

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"All right, all right! I'll let you lead!"

[molly bloom]

She doesn't live in Philly.

So not your mother. Is it another female relative ?

A friend of your mother ?

A friend of one of your grandmothers ?

An Avon representative ?

A nun ?

A separatist lesbian ?

Does she work for the C.D.C. ?

[giblets]

Now there is a really dumb idea.

A man who wears tights is a man who stuffs tights, let it be known.

What does stuffing tights mean? Is this some sort of homosexual thing?

[molly bloom]

What does stuffing tights mean? Is this some sort of homosexual thing?

If it is, it's news to me.

Wasn't 'Men In Tights' a not terribly amusing Mel Brooks' film ?

A Cuban not very libre-

[Al B. Sure!]

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[Al B. Sure!]

Why don't you try talking to her as if she is interviewing you for a job. You said you are very good with that. Be personal etc. as you described in the thread about the interviews for your current job.

Don't talk about the job (relationship/sex)

This is actually good advice and a date is kind of like an interview, right? The only dilemma would be transitioning from an interview/sales conversation to anything romantic but the principle is useful.