I'm moving to Santa Clara, California . . . .

[MrFun]

Well, the guy didn't know I'm gay before we started talking.

[Uncle Sparky]

Don't Mormons have gaydar?

[Joseph]

When I was there, there were C-5, C-141, KC 135 and a SAC command. C-141 no longer in service. That was a good aircraft.
I remember the KC-135 engine runs, especially at night. Tremendously loud. A C-5 almost landed on me one foggy night. Max of 20 feet over me.

Sound like fun. In the summer of 1958, I stay with my Aunt. She lived just a few miles from the Runway at Castle AFB. Boy the B-52 and KC-135 were going over her house at about 300 to 400 feet. We could see into the wheel bay. One day a F-102 took off and as he pass over us he look down and saw my cousin and I waving to him. He wave back and then turn his 102 so we could see the afterburner and he lite it up and flew strait away from us and it was just about sun set. What a show.

[SlowwHand]

I liked the Air Force. At times, I think about had I stayed in; but then I remember, I wouldn't have the daughter that I have. Wouldn't want that to happen. Change one thing and you change all things that follow.

[molly bloom]

Yeah, you don't say. Out here in eastern Iowa somewhere at a convenience store/gas station, two Mormon guys were filling up their car while I filled mine up on the other side.

I was approached by two over here. They were extremely cute in a fresh faced American way- one dark, one blond. All I could think of when they were trying to inveigle me into praying and coming to a meeting, was what a threesome would be like with them, and if they were wearing their regulation Mormon underwear. There's a scene in, erm, an 'art' film called 'Buckleroos II', where pair of missionaries are.... shown some interesting rodeo routines by a cowboy. Very Tom Mix. Anyway...


The two of 'em were very polite and well-spoken, but perhaps not the right ones to be trying to persuade a cynical atheist gay man to change his ways...

[Sava]

I like you MrFun.

But I'm not going to stop wishing for California to fall into the ocean.

[Alexander's Horse]

Mr Fun isn't gay??

[Asher]

I don't really mind the Mormons who go around proselytizing. They're always very polite and respectful.

Superficially, yes, but you can only be so polite when you tell somebody they're going to hell.

I don't even answer them anymore. Just shut the door before they start talking. Saves everyone time.

[Hauldren Collider]

It's a shame you don't have as much dignity as MrFun, Asher.

[Asher]

People who have dignity don't go door to door trying to brainwash you.

I consider religion to be a personal matter and I consider proselytizers rude, condescending, and insulting regardless of their manners.

Are you also unfailingly polite to telemarketers?

[Lorizael]

It's a shame you don't have as much dignity as MrFun, Asher.

How much "dignity" do you have when dealing with spam emails and telemarketers?

[Imran Siddiqui]

Congratulations Mr. Fun!!!

May the Lord keep you safe and bless you upon your new journey!

Right. But so what? You got to chat with a pretty girl.

Are you that hard up for a pretty girl to chat with you that you consider a proselytizer a great oppertunity?

[MrFun]

People who have dignity don't go door to door trying to brainwash you.

I consider religion to be a personal matter and I consider proselytizers rude, condescending, and insulting regardless of their manners.

Are you also unfailingly polite to telemarketers?

How dare you don't like condescending people!

[MrFun]

Congratulations Mr. Fun!!!

May the Lord keep you safe and bless you upon your new journey!

Thank you.

[Tuberski]

I was approached by two over here. They were extremely cute in a fresh faced American way- one dark, one blond. All I could think of when they were trying to inveigle me into praying and coming to a meeting, was what a threesome would be like with them, and if they were wearing their regulation Mormon underwear. There's a scene in, erm, an 'art' film called 'Buckleroos II', where pair of missionaries are.... shown some interesting rodeo routines by a cowboy. Very Tom Mix. Anyway...


The two of 'em were very polite and well-spoken, but perhaps not the right ones to be trying to persuade a cynical atheist gay man to change his ways...

You don't get the magic underwear until you are married, or sealed, in the temple. So, no, they weren't wearing it.

ACK!