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  • #106
    Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
    At least she responded.


    It's a start!
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
    ){ :|:& };:

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    • #107
      Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
      She called me ugly and a weirdo
      Classy.

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      • #108
        Originally posted by molly bloom View Post
        Be somebody else.
        This.

        Usually, "be yourself" is good advice. For you... not so much. You need to learn how to be better, especially where women are concerned.
        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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        • #109
          Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
          She called me ugly and a weirdo
          You aren't ugly dude.
          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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          • #110
            Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
            Blind people are perfectly capable of determining whether someone is a weirdo or not.
            How awful for you too.
            Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

            ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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            • #111
              Al, take a cue from Disney and learn through song:
              - YouTube
              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OncKtzZ2Nc
              Enjoy the videos and music that you love, upload original content and share it all with friends, family and the world on YouTube.
              "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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              • #112
                Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                This.

                Usually, "be yourself" is good advice. For you... not so much. You need to learn how to be better, especially where women are concerned.
                No, no - be yourself! I don't want to see this rich vein of humour dry up...
                Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                • #113
                  Al: Hey, want to get a burger? My treat
                  Future Girlfriend: Yeah, okay
                  Al: Great. Fair warning though, if you order a large fry then I'm allowed to rape you.
                  Ex-Future Girlfriend: What the hell?
                  Al: Help me apolyton, I just don't understand women
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                  • #114
                    We should give him an ear piece and a microphone like a news anchor and walk him through it. He'd probably still **** it up.

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                    • #115
                      The only way is to eat her.
                      "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                      'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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