Polite way too tell a girl

[Pax]

What is a polite way to tell a girl her breath stinks? especially if you've known for a long time?

[DaShi]

Yo bref stank!

[onodera]

Buy her a bottle of Listerine?

[Zoetstofzoetje]

post it on her facebook wall

[loinburger]

If you've known for a long time then you should say "Hey sorry I was too big of a ***** to tell you earlier, but your breath stinks"

Or you can try a more roundabout approach. "Hey, have you been eating ass recently? You haven't? Oh. No, I had no reason for asking, I was just curious."

[Ben Kenobi]

have you been eating ass recently

Apparently loinburger can distinguish this from other forms of halitosis.

[OzzyKP]

Is she fat too? I know a good song about fat stinky *****es you can play for her.

[loinburger]

Apparently loinburger can distinguish this from other forms of halitosis.

Apparently Ben Kenobi pleasures himself with dildos made out of frozen feces.

[Elok]

I was expecting the post to read "...you gave her VD?" You've got it easy, dude.

[Ben Kenobi]

Well, it's no wonder he's so angry all the time. Imagine having that as a mutant power, and being able to smell exactly who has been eating ass?

Even arm fall off boy has a better power.

[Dinner]

There is no polite way. Do you have a female mutual friend? Letting a fellow woman give her the bad news might be the best way to do it.

[b etor]

Well, I like to bring it up like it's not about them. For example, my boyfriends breath is bad, but only sometimes. When we're snuggling, we talk about articles we've read or things we've learned recently. Well, that day I was looking up causes of bad breath and learned about tonsilloliths. So I shared that information. And then I said I get them from time to time, but luckily DTing magically dislodges them and I have better breath! Then I asked him if he ever got them, what he did about them, etc. and then casually mentioned that his breath is just awful in the morning, but not bad otherwise.

I would just make it seem like an offhand thing, rather than a "dude, your breath stinks" cos then it could be taken as an attack if she's in a particular mood. I can tell you that as a girl, sometimes it does not take much to put one in that mood.

[Uncle Sparky]

Check you own breath in front of her.

Pop some breath mints/gum into you mouth.

Offer her some.

If she declines, say "Someones breath smells like raw sewage and I know it isn't me."

[dannubis]

Wair a gasmask.

You can do it yourself or suggest it to your friend.

[C0ckney]

but maybe she's into all that kinky stuff dan and before you know it pax is dogtied with a ball in his mouth being whipped ferociously with electrical cord.