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    Ronald Page seemingly had it made when Bank of America unintentionally changed his account status, allowing the 55-year-old man to make unlimited ATM cash overdraft withdrawals. But ABC News reports that Page, who in reality had only $300 in his checking account, used the accidental loophole to withdraw more than $1.5 million—losing it all on [...]


    Ronald Page seemingly had it made when Bank of America unintentionally changed his account status, allowing the 55-year-old man to make unlimited ATM cash overdraft withdrawals.

    But ABC News reports that Page, who in reality had only $300 in his checking account, used the accidental loophole to withdraw more than $1.5 million—losing it all on gambling.

    And even worse for Page, the U.S. Attorney's Office in Detroit says he is now facing 15 months in prison after pleading guilty to charges of theft of bank funds, $1,543,104 in total between December 1, 2008 and May 31, 2009.

    "In this case, the bank's glitch allowed the defendant to lose a significant amount of money that was not even his in the first place," reads the U.S. Attorney's sentencing memorandum, obtained by ABC. "The fact that defendant acted on an impulse does not minimize the seriousness of his conduct and the need for a custodial sentence."

    The day the Bank of America glitch went into effect, Page reportedly withdrew $312,000 from ATMs at the Greektown Casino in Detroit and an additional $51,727 from the MGM Grand Casino. Bank of America placed a hold on his account 17 days later, but he had already withdrawn $1.5 million by that point.

    The glitch reportedly occurred because Page originally had a banking account with LaSalle Bank. When Bank of America acquired LaSalle, the glitch somehow occurred while the two banking institutions were transferring account information.

    Page, who does not have a prior record, could have faced a steeper sentence but prosecutors said his crime was a "lapse of judgment" and placed blame with Bank of America for allowing the withdrawals to take place.

    In addition to the recommended 15-month sentence and order to repay the funds, the U.S. Attorney's Office has suggested that Page be prohibited from gambling in any capacity.

    "If his gambling addiction is not addressed, he is very likely to cause further financial hardship to himself and his family," the memorandum reads.
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  • #2
    You're such a ****ing liar, Ben! This has nothing to do with Alpert!
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    • #3
      Does this have something to do with me because I worked at a bank?

      Okay. Next time a priest molestation scandal comes out (probably tomorrow), I'll be sure to title it "Ben visits a little boy's genitals"
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      • #4
        Actually no, I saw the article thought, "man gets 1.5 million bucks and loses it gambling". It reminded me of you.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
          Actually no, I saw the article thought, "man gets 1.5 million bucks and loses it gambling". It reminded me of you.
          Umm... the difference is I win. I made a killing all in on the Giants this past post-season.
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          • #6
            I don't see how this man committed any crime at all. The bank ****ed up, they should eat the loss. Next time they'll learn not to **** up.

            It's not like he took a million and a half at gunpoint.
            John Brown did nothing wrong.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Felch View Post
              I don't see how this man committed any crime at all. The bank ****ed up, they should eat the loss. Next time they'll learn not to **** up.

              It's not like he took a million and a half at gunpoint.
              Nope. Still theft.

              It's like the guy who cashed a $300 check and was given $3000 and he was charged.

              The statutes on theft describe it as wrongful gains of property that is not yours. He knew the money wasn't his. He's not entitled to it.

              Finder's Keepers only works if there's either no way to identify the owner and/or if the finder made a reasonable effort to identify the owner.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                Umm... the difference is I win. I made a killing all in on the Giants this past post-season.
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                • #9
                  Statutes are written by politicians, and politicians can eat a bag of donkey dicks for all I care. If a bank ****s up, they should learn to not **** up. They'll learn faster if we quit coddling them like little crybaby *****es.
                  John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                  • #10
                    Hey Ben, how does it feel that Rivers is now up there with JP Losman as the worst QB's of that draft class?

                    Eli for Rivers and a pick that became Shawn Merriman... freaking fleecing of the decade.
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                    • #11
                      People are so dumb when something like this happens.

                      He should have taken the cash with him to a country with no extradition treaty with the US.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Felch View Post
                        I don't see how this man committed any crime at all. The bank ****ed up, they should eat the loss. Next time they'll learn not to **** up.

                        It's not like he took a million and a half at gunpoint.
                        Nice situation ethics, dude. Poor data/access security is not permission for grand larceny.
                        Not to mention, the bank did eat the loss. Doesn't make a thief innocent.
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                        • #13
                          Hey Ben, how does it feel that Rivers is now up there with JP Losman as the worst QB's of that draft class?
                          Hrm?

                          The man is 30 with 163 TD passes, (63rd all time), 24,285 yards, (66th all time), career passer rating of 95.5 (5th all time).

                          He's only worse than Eli and Rapistberger if you don't take interceptions into account. Rivers has 78 in his career, while Eli has 129. More than 50 percent as likely to throw an INT.

                          Anyways:

                          TDs:

                          Sheli - 185 TDs
                          Rapistburger - 165 TDs
                          PR - 163 TDs.

                          Yardage:

                          Sheli - 27,579
                          Rapistburger - 26,579
                          PR - 24,285

                          Eli for Rivers and a pick that became Shawn Merriman... freaking fleecing of the decade.
                          Are 22 TDs, and 3k yards worth 51 INTs? At -45 yards/INT you get about -2.2k yardage. Meaning that the comparison between Eli and Rivers is about 1k yardage difference over their entire career. Rapistburger at 25 INTs more than Rivers, gets -1.1k yards, putting him very close to Sheli.

                          I would say that Eli, Rivers and Rapistburger are all within about 1k in value from each other.

                          Rivers has a career AV of around 87, Eli has 75, Rapistburger is around 80.

                          Give Rivers the extra season that Rapistburger and Manning have on him, and Rivers' numbers will be higher.

                          The Merrimonster's value was about half that of Eli's so far, so not only did they get the better QB, they also got half the value again from Merriman. So yeah, 1.5 - 1 value? I'll take that trade any day and twice on sunday.

                          Rapistburger 80-33, (over 8 full seasons), Rivers 63-33, (over 6 full seasons), Eli 69-50 (over 7 full seasons).

                          Numbers are clear as a bell, Rivers, in fewer games, has thrown more TDs and more yards per game than Eli, and has the superior record. Rapistburger is, right now, the class of that draft. Eli is third.

                          Edit: missed 2 rapistburgers. Fixed now.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Oncle Boris View Post
                            People are so dumb when something like this happens.

                            He should have taken the cash with him to a country with no extradition treaty with the US.
                            Sure, then he could gamble all of his money away in some 3rd world slum and wind up minus a kidney
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                            • #15
                              Hell, Albert, that 2004 class is better than Marino, Elway and Kelly back in 1983.

                              Kelly, 34k yardage, 237 TDs, 101-59. 1 more 10 win season and and another 11 win season will put Roethlisburger ahead. 3 for Rivers.

                              PR would need 2.5 seasons of 4k yards, two of 5k yards to match Kelly. Eli and Rapistburger should pass him in 2 more seasons.

                              Elway through 30 had 24.7k yards, (about 500 more than Rivers), over 8 seasons, 135 TDs and 128 INTs. Eli throws INTs about as often as Elway, but with an extra 50 TDs. Rivers has 30 more TDs himself.

                              Marino through 30, had 35k yards, 266 TDs and 149 INTs, through 9 seasons. Rivers with 9 years and not 6 would have 243 TDs, 36k yards, and 117 Ints.

                              So the 2004 draft season has a Dan Marino (Philip Rivers), an Elway (Eli) and a much better Jim Kelly (Rapistburger).
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