Dear "Straight Pride" Jerk . . . .

[MRT144]

my god, homos are dumb.

wait, let me try to be more inclusive:

thank god I am a straight male

So you can assert how straight you are by objectifying women? What?

[Fake Boris]

The U.S. has never won a conflict and kept the land that was "won".

[MrFun]

I briefly considered reading the whole thread to see how we got this far afield, but I thought better of it, so for no particular reason, I give you



There's some god damn straight pride for you ****ing pussies.

Do you know how many straight dudes will have wet, sticky keyboards, because of you, now?

[Al B. Sure!]

Do you know how many straight dudes will have wet, sticky keyboards, because of you, now?

:barf:

[giblets]

Zero, what kind of disgusting slob ejaculates all over their keyboard when they masturbate?

[Al B. Sure!]

Or ejaculates on their fingers then touches the keyboard. What the ****? Pretty sure if your fingers are in front of your dick, you're doing something wrong.

Maybe there's more sexual differences between gays and straights than I thought.

[Al B. Sure!]

Dancing blonde

Has anyone said this yet?

Now that's what I call a straight pride jerk

[rah]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Here's betting that post doesn't get any thanks.

[MRT144]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Here's betting that post doesn't get any thanks.

How much?

[MRT144]

Zero, what kind of disgusting slob ejaculates all over their keyboard when they masturbate?

Or for that matter sneezes?

[Guynemer]

Has anyone said this yet?

Now that's what I call a straight pride jerk

Albie, you're alright.

[Uncle Sparky]

I briefly considered reading the whole thread to see how we got this far afield, but I thought better of it, so for no particular reason, I give you



There's some god damn straight pride for you ****ing pussies.

I can think of several women I know that would also enjoy this...

[Fake Boris]

The mere fact that it would bother you that people of alternative sexualities hold a festive event around it, shows that there is a point in doing it.

[Elok]

The mere fact that it would bother you that people of alternative sexualities hold a festive event around it, shows that there is a point in doing it.

While I've never witnessed a gay pride parade, I understand that they can involve leather, intense gay innuendo and astronomical levels of what they call "camp." I do not fear or hate gay people, but nor do I wish to encounter any of those things.

[The Mad Monk]

So you can assert how straight you are by objectifying women? What?

I would answer, but I just tripped over my brain.