Very Important Poll (which you may not wish to view at work)

[Asher]

Hello predominately heterosexual and suppressed homosexual community. Settle a bet here between MrFun and myself.

Which man is more sexually attractive to you? (you can still be straight and answer this question, bigot!)

Contestant 1:


Contestant 2:

[Elok]

I answered one, because I felt myself suppressing the faintest little urge to vomit before I'd even scrolled down to see all of two. The dude totally looks like he's rubbing one out. Ugh. You probably should have had five poll options, with "one, and I'm gay," "one, and I'm straight," "two, and I'm gay," etc. That way you wouldn't have folks like me queering (har!) the results. I'm guessing MrFun favored one, given your oft-expressed distaste for facial hair?

[Asher]

This poll is actually to identify those with daddy issues.

[Hauldren Collider]

I completely agree with Elok.

[Asher]

You can always vote "Asher", the obvious choice.

[The Mad Monk]

In order to be fair, I pictured the contestant 2 wearing the same clothes as contestant 1.

Under those circumstances, contestant 2 appears to be a total douche.

[Tuberski]

You can always vote "Asher", the obvious choice.

I can not reveal my secret man-cru.........er no way.

ACK!

[BlackCat]

#1 are comparable with well educated brainy woman that cares about her body without overdoing it; #2 are comparable with a braindead blondine bimbo with four liters of plastic in each boob.

Certainly a difficult choice.

[Ben Kenobi]

Invalid poll.

So far nobody has voted with Asher.

[Hauldren Collider]

I suppose I will vote asher as thanks for him helping me with a CS assignment last semester.

[Asher]

#1 are comparable with well educated brainy woman that cares about her body without overdoing it; #2 are comparable with a braindead blondine bimbo with four liters of plastic in each boob.

Certainly a difficult choice.

It's a question of which one is better to roll in the hay with, not to write memoirs with.

[OzzyKP]

Well I'd rather not have gay sex with some muscle bound guy who could totally beat the **** out of me, but more so I'd rather have someone around my age (or younger) then some old man (however attractive he may be for guys his age). So I pick #2.

[regexcellent]

Since any gay sex I might ever have would be without my consent, I'd like my partner to be someone I could more easily overpower and beat the living **** out of.

[MrFun]

Settle a bet here between MrFun and myself.

Um, you challenged me to this contest, but there is no bet.

[Wiglaf]