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  • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
    Nope. You're lucky I don't have the balls to rock this look that is getting popular:

    The rule is: the bigger the place, the longer the pants. You can walk in shorts in a small seaside town, but please wear nice beige pants if you're wearing a dess shirt in Philly.
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    • Originally posted by onodera View Post
      The rule is: the bigger the place, the longer the pants. You can walk in shorts in a small seaside town, but please wear nice beige pants if you're wearing a dess shirt in Philly.
      What kind of weird rule is that? Never heard of it.

      Relax. I'm not going under 7 inch inseam. All my shorts are 9 inch.
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      • The picture at the top of post 95 looks more or less heterosexual to me. Now, it looks like you're trying unsuccessfully to look like an ad for L.L. Bean, but it's pretty straight, so kudos.
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        • Originally posted by Elok View Post
          The picture at the top of post 95 looks more or less heterosexual to me. Now, it looks like you're trying unsuccessfully to look like an ad for L.L. Bean, but it's pretty straight, so kudos.
          Well the gaudy summer shorts were the GTH stuff, akin to wearing bright yellow chubbies (the short shorts). The clothes in post 95 were more conservative.
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          • What I wore today. No shorts. Chinos.



            Wasn't too sure about the checked pattern but I saw a picture of some dude from Glee rocking the same pattern and it looked straight.
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            • What I wore today: blue jeans, green t-shirt.
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              • "Some dude from Glee"? And you wonder why we doubt your sexuality...
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                • Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post
                  "Some dude from Glee"? And you wonder why we doubt your sexuality...
                  Yeah some dude from Glee. I don't watch the show so I don't know who he is.

                  And even if I did watch it, what of it? I know a badass Marine officer with a hot wife and kids who's into Glee.

                  Dude from Glee wore it with a sweater and a bowtie. I don't have the balls for a bowtie and it's too hot for a sweater.
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                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                    What I wore today: blue jeans, green t-shirt.
                    Crew neck? V-neck? How is the fit?
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                    • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                      Yeah some dude from Glee. I don't watch the show so I don't know who he is.

                      And even if I did watch it, what of it? I know a badass Marine officer with a hot wife and kids who's into Glee.

                      Dude from Glee wore it with a sweater and a bowtie. I don't have the balls for a bowtie and it's too hot for a sweater.
                      "Balls" for a bow tie...as in you consider it to be a credible idea as an accessory. They look ridiculous. You're not The Doctor, forget it. Man, you are far gone. You don't have a hot wife. Nor kids. Nor are you a marine for that matter. How is that working out for you anyway?
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                      • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                        And even if I did watch it, what of it? I know a badass Marine officer with a hot wife and kids who's into Glee.
                        Probably not the only thing he's "into."

                        Also, PH is right; bow ties are for popcorn mascots and barbershop quartets.

                        EDIT: Also Opus the penguin. But you are not Opus. You are nowhere near awesome enough to rock the Opus look.
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                        • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                          Crew neck? V-neck? How is the fit?
                          I... I have no idea how to answer that question. /me googles. Crew neck, I think. And the fit is... uh... loose?
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                          • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                            I... I have no idea how to answer that question. /me googles. Crew neck, I think. And the fit is... uh... loose?


                            I've never came across someone who didn't know what crew and v-neck meant... umm... does your mother buy your clothes?

                            And you think? How can you not now know once you've seen what they are... Are you trolling me?
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                            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                            • My mother doesn't buy me clothes, no, but most of my clothes are the product of various gift-giving holidays. I wear whatever I happen to grab first unless an occasion calls for something different.

                              The reason I only think my shirt is crew-cut is because I'm not discounting the very real possibility that there is some other style of shirt I'm totally unfamiliar with that more closely matches whatever it is I'm wearing.
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                              • You don't lay out the next day's outfit the night before?





                                I'm kidding
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