Let's have mechanically separated chicken for dinner tonight.

[loinburger]

People with ADHD are the worst

[The Mad Monk]

Why are you talking about my attention span?

Exactly.

[DaShi]

I agree in principle though not specifically. There's a lot of callousness about such things here. Remember drake denigrating organic food? Who was it (gribbler maybe?) that made the argument that planned obsolescence is good for the consumer? HC has this eternal faith in companies' employee management. A lot of 'business does no wrong' going on at Apolyton.

HC will feel different after he is forced to work as a mid-level coder for some no-name company that denies him competitive wages, benefits, and overtime because he couldn't get a better job in the new recession caused by President Romney's "cost-cutting" (but blamed on the Euro default). However, he'll be grateful for the McNuggets, because they'll fit his budget nicely.

[MrFun]

If McDonald's says it, IT MUST BE TRUE!

[Dinner]

If you outlaw floor cleaner in food then only criminals will have floor cleaner in their food.

[BeBMan]

Hadn't time to read everything. Have you debated the threat coming from mecha chicken taking over the National Food Stamp Association?

[Provost Harrison]

Could you please clarify what you mean by this? I'm scratching my head here.

Ever had a chicken in the workplace. Constantly spreading rumours and lies.

And now I fancy some strawberry ice cream. Mmmm

[The Mad Monk]

Nope. That's not an American metaphor. In fact, I think this is the first time I've heard it.

[Elok]

I don't think "chicken in the workplace" is a Brit metaphor either. I think it's just a goofy joke.

[loinburger]

If McDonald's says it, IT MUST BE TRUE!

If McDonald's says it, and it's not true, then they can be sued for megabucks. If an idiotic blogger says it, and it's not true, then there are no negative repercussions (it's possible they'll lose face in the blogging community, but anybody stupid enough to pay attention to them in the first place probably has such a tenuous grasp of reality that they won't mind if the blogger lies through their teeth)

[Al B. Sure!]

However, he'll be grateful for the McNuggets, because they'll fit his budget nicely.

Chicken nuggets are kind of expensive, though. He'd be much better off using the dollar menu.

[Elok]

It just occurred to me that I honestly can't remember the last time I ate at McDonald's. It's probably been more than ten years now. Just Chick-Fil-A for me.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I had some Fruit & Maple Oatmeal there this morning. It's actually really good.

[The Mad Monk]

I like the double Filet-O-Fish.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Breakfast burrito.