The Get Me A Girlfriend in 2012 Thread

[Tupac Shakur]

This chick is hardly a troll, though. I don't see the point in going after those I'm not attracted to.

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[Tupac Shakur]

Good advice if he is heterosexual.

We all know he isn't, but he has to come to terms with that on his own.

[MRT144]

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He will never understand

[DaShi]

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Exaclty, Alpert needs more xp.

[Al B. Sure!]

Exaclty, Alpert needs more xp.

I don't like grinding. I'll take my chances with the bosses

[MRT144]

I don't like grinding. I'll take my chances with the bosses

You dont know how to even find a boss.

[Al B. Sure!]

You dont know how to even find a boss.

Boss-slayer

[KrazyHorse]

How many pics of girls you're destined to fail with will you post?

[giblets]

Spoiler:

This is her, by the way:

Yeah you're (figuratively, not literally) screwed.

[DaShi]

That's it. I'm now in the He's a loin-DL camp.

[Tupac Shakur]

There's no way you're going to get with that, Albie. You need to slay some hoodrats before you can move on to the upper echelons.

[Al B. Sure!]

There's no way you're going to get with that, Albie. You need to slay some hoodrats before you can move on to the upper echelons.

She was attracted to me despite my goofy facebook pics and I look a lot better in real life (being 6'2" helps).

I got this if I have the game to go with my appearance.

[Tupac Shakur]

You don't have any game. Don't you realize this by now? You need to slay some hoodrats to gain XP and build your confidence, so you actually have a chance to develop some game. Talking about your problems on the internet isn't going to help you. You need to get some reps.

[Thorn]

My ****ing god this is hilarious, albie wtf !? lol

Heck even I have had a gf, 3 years, left on good terms (simply cause i couldn't hold up 2 relationships at once, yes they knew about it and both were friends and are still (odd i know)). And i was MYSELF, yes the psychotic caricature of Thorn, i really don't leave that much to be discerned.

Sounds like you got confidence issues. Clear that up, and grow some self worth.


This thread made my day HAHAHHAHAHHHHAHAH!

[onodera]

Al, you're not getting any experience points from your random girl encounters, are you?
1. Never end your conversation in a "nothing" position. You should always have something planned.
2. To achieve that, always have at least two suggestions at any time. If she refuses both (don't word them as questions, ffs), only then you can tell her to choose herself since she obvoiusly has her own idea.
3. Don't try and play the alpha male game. You're a 26 year old virgin, you'll just look creepy or like a jerk. Play the nice guy card and take it slow. Touch her on the first date in an appropriate situation on her back or shoulder, get a kiss at the very end. On the second date you can hold her by her waist when you're kissing her. 8'll not bother elaborating further for the obvoius reason.