The Get Me A Girlfriend in 2012 Thread

[Al B. Sure!]

Well she cancelled again. She said sorry and that she feels like an ******* but said she's free this weekend.

This is very familiar... and by familiar, I mean this has happened with about 16 other women.

[MRT144]

You're keeping count now?

[Thorn]

Al, ****ing listen to what Flubber says.

LMAO, if it wasn't a screen name i'd find this sentence hillarious.

[Flubber]

Well she cancelled again. She said sorry and that she feels like an ******* but said she's free this weekend.

This is very familiar... and by familiar, I mean this has happened with about 16 other women.

Alby persona

Can the negativity-- Real people have busy lives-- You are assuming rejection here before you even start. So either you don't ask again (since she cancelled so she must be bailing-- right??) or you will go on a date already expecting it to crash and burn. Its self-fulfilling-- you act like a loser honored to be with her until your inevitable rejection and she will treat you as exactly that.

Grow a pair.

[Flubber]

LMAO, if it wasn't a screen name i'd find this sentence hillarious.

How is it any more or less hilarious than any other screen name

[Dinner]

I hate myself for falling for this DL nonsense but... I want to know how Albie has spectacularly failed this week.

[Al B. Sure!]

I hate myself for falling for this DL nonsense but... I want to know how Albie has spectacularly failed this week.

She keeps BSing me. She also asked me to be her personal trainer or something but bull****s me even to help her work out. Whatever.

[Tupac Shakur]

I am shocked (shocked!) that you failed again with a woman.

Spoiler:

Seriously man, hood rats. Go out and slay some. Build that XP.

[MRT144]

its like fallout 2 and hes going to novarro as level 2

[OzzyKP]

Meanwhile, further south on 95, Ozzy & his new gf are still going strong.

[MRT144]

Oh and im married by the way.

[OzzyKP]

Oh and im married by the way.

Is this a new thing?

[Pax]

She keeps BSing me. She also asked me to be her personal trainer or something but bull****s me even to help her work out. Whatever.

Alby, you really need a plan for success. I would love to help you but you can pretty much refer to everything I've previously said on this subject. Except clubs are not the right place for you too pick up women because it would require you to do things that you are unable and unwilling to do.

[Al B. Sure!]

Alby, you really need a plan for success.

Yes, but how do I get one?

[Pax]

I don't know...How about you find 5 things you are interested in and go places were there are women that share those interests...That should automatically give you away in. Like when you are in a school study group it's easy to make friends with the people inside the group. I would also say that because you are a virgin or practically a virgin then you should try to meet women just to have fun and see where it leads. IE keep some trojans handy but don't think about using them. Also try some of those virgin dating groups.
On a separate, My personal belief is that hooking up with a virgin should be a lot like shooting fish in a barrel.