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  • **** it no one's on so I'm doing the impulsive ****.
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
      I already know she's not going to be able to go. She's in a different state!
      It's okay to be wrong. People like it when you're wrong, because they get to correct you. But when they do, don't argue.

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      • It was an example, like I said it doesn't really matter what you promise her, it could be your best impression of a moose mating call, but if she's interested she'll agree. As I said substitute what ever the **** you want but tell her you'll do something (the more corny the better) so she knows you're playing with her but do want her to come along.
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        • Me: So you're the impulsive type? Tell me what you come up with anyway in case I decide the food isn't worth sitting and hearing him cry about the Packers. Wouldn't mind watching the game with you since not too many Giants fans in Philly.
          267*******


          I know. Not direct. But like I said before...
          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • Aeson's right. This has to be a ****ing parody. I wash my hands of it.
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              • Parody? This is real life.
                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                • Have you tried that okcupid website? Apparently it helped two people here.

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                  • Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                    Have you tried that okcupid website? Apparently it helped two people here.
                    There's a girl right here I've been talking about in this thread.
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • You probably lost her already

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                      • Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                        You probably lost her already
                        Huh? How?
                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • Just a hunch... I think you're going to fail again.

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                          • This thread is pathetic

                            1) My face is marginally better looking than alby's
                            2) I am 1-2 inches shorter than him
                            3) He is in significantly better shape than me
                            4) He is 5 years younger than me

                            Yet I have already collected two girls' phone numbers tonight (promptly discarded) and could be ****ing either of them if I had wanted to.

                            WTF is wrong with you?
                            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                            Stadtluft Macht Frei
                            Killing it is the new killing it
                            Ultima Ratio Regum

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                            • Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
                              This thread is pathetic

                              1) My face is marginally better looking than alby's
                              2) I am 1-2 inches shorter than him
                              3) He is in significantly better shape than me
                              4) He is 5 years younger than me

                              Yet I have already collected two girls' phone numbers tonight (promptly discarded) and could be ****ing either of them if I had wanted to.

                              WTF is wrong with you?
                              You also make $100+K/yr
                              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                              • 100k?



                                Also, I don't talk to girls about what I do.
                                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                                Killing it is the new killing it
                                Ultima Ratio Regum

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