why don't we wear hats anymore?

[Docfeelgood]

Look at her belly, man! It's practically a gloss texture! It's been shooped to buggery and back.

"T" is for Texas.

[Mojotronica]

The baseball cap is the only one that isn't noteworthy, that you can wear without people thinking you are a weirdo. (Stocking caps are acceptably non-weird if it's cold outside.)

[Docfeelgood]

Look at her belly, man! It's practically a gloss texture! It's been shooped to buggery and back.

NO WAY!

[Aeson]

This thread fails... tinfoil hats are still very commonplace...

[Aeson]

I'm also appalled at the 3 genitalia on that scantily clad lady's stomach. Can a mod please remove that picture?

[Guynemer]

Seriously. People were classy as **** in the 50s and early 60s. I suspect the hippies ruined it. Why can't we go back to dressing like that?

Another crime against humanity that can be laid directly at the feet of the Baby Boomers.

[Docfeelgood]

I'm also appalled at the 3 genitalia on that scantily clad lady's stomach. Can a mod please remove that picture?

That is her abs

[Kitschum]

I have great hair so I avoid wearing hats as much as possible, even if it means freezing your ears off in the Atlantic winds.

[Aeson]

That is her abs

I think this is not only pornographic, but also racist as it is claiming Native Americans have giant penises.

[Al B. Sure!]

Besides baseball caps (which have dipped in popularity, I've noticed), flat caps are fairly common.

[SlowwHand]

[Al B. Sure!]

Trench coats are another thing you don't see as much.

[Hauldren Collider]

That's because these days the only people who wear them are public masturbators.

[Al B. Sure!]

Actually I should correct that. Women do still wear trench coats a bit. I actually just google imaged trench coat and most of the pictures are of women. The handful of men modelling trench coats look really creepy:

[Al B. Sure!]

Which reminds me, hipsters probably wear all this trash. Oerdin? Imran?