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  • I must be being punished.

    My employer wants me to go do a job in Johnson County, Tennessee. What have I done to deserve this?
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    You exist
    With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

    Steven Weinberg

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    • #3
      Oh, you won't die, it's just Appalachia. Just remember to paddle faster if you hear any banjos.
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
      ){ :|:& };:

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      • #4
        Yankystan at its best
        With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

        Steven Weinberg

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        • #5
          I've probably driven through there once. If I did, I was seven at the time, so I don't remember it.
          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
          ){ :|:& };:

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          • #6
            He's trying to check out if Oerdin of Apolyton is who he suspects. He started by searching "So a Oerdin asked for my number", and by now you should be totally toast.
            In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
              I've probably driven through there once. If I did, I was seven at the time, so I don't remember it.
              Great story.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by BlackCat View Post
                Yankystan at its best
                More like Confederat-stan.
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                • #9
                  Age pyramid for Johnson County, Tennessee:
                  Spoiler:



                  It's full of old men so you should feel right at home.

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                  • #10
                    I'm going to go out on a limb and guess they don't have any cigar smoking lounges or wine tasting bars where I can try a 1998 Beaujolais. Given the rural nature of the area in question some fine goat cheese wouldn't be unheard of though.
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                    • #11
                      Could be worse? like Canada.

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                      • #12
                        Yeah, maybe an extremely remote part of Canada would be worse. Otherwise I couldn't think of any place in Canada which was worse... Other then simply being in Canada, of course.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
                          My employer wants me to go do a job in Johnson County, Tennessee. What have I done to deserve this?
                          Lied about the quality of professions the Army offers.
                          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                          • #14
                            I really have no idea what that means.
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                            • #15
                              Oh, you won't die, it's just Appalachia. Just remember to paddle faster if you hear any banjos.
                              The man speaks from experience
                              Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                              "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                              2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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