Elok's Chemistry Challenge

[Elok]

The following ten numbers are equal to the weight, in grams, of a certain amount of ten different elements of the periodic table, not including the rare earths because those punks are snobs. Each number represents a different volume, in milliliters, of the corresponding element in gaseous form, at a pressure equal to a different altitude above sea level on earth (in increments of 250 meters). The number of possible solutions to this problem is ludicrously huge, but I have arbitrarily selected one set of answers as "correct" and will respond with a flat and unhelpful "no" to every set of incorrect answers. I will also yell at you if you do not specify the element, volume, and both pressure and equivalent altitude for each of the ten answers. Have fun!

12
.00002
58.776
888
7,734
999
32.5
1,763
6.02 *10^23
Pi

[Elok]

BTW, pressures are to be given in PSI (ie, either in pounds per square inch, or by SMAC-style telepathy, preferably both). Thank you.

[Lorizael]

Awesome.

[Ben Kenobi]

"Stop having fun guys".

[Aeson]

You actually listed all 10 values... fail!

[Docfeelgood]

Nerd porn

[Kidlicious]

I'll guess Springfield.

[Elok]

You actually listed all 10 values... fail!

...yes, there are supposed to be ten values listed. I don't think you understand this game.

[Aeson]

I understand this game far better than you did... you missed a perfect opportunity

[giblets]

I don't understand the game either.

[DaShi]

12 = your mother
.00002 = your mother
58.776 = your mother
888 =....your mother
7,734 = your father
999 = oh? A tricky one. I'm going to have go with...your mother
32.5 = your mother
1,763 = your mother
6.02 *10^23 = avocado
Pi = your mother

[Aeson]

Obviously wrong because the largest one is Your MOM

[DaShi]

Oh snap!

[Aeson]

/me patiently awaits Al's correction on "Your MOM"

[Elok]

I understand this game far better than you did... you missed a perfect opportunity

Well, if I left out the value in grams it wouldn't technically be any more open-ended and impossible to guess the "right" answer, but it would have been exceedingly difficult to make a game out of it. Please explain yourself.