So a girl asked for my number

[Egbert]

Wow. A girl asks Albie for his phone number and, weeks later, we are up to 615 posts discussing this incident!

[Zoetstofzoetje]

AlB runs this forum yo

[Egbert]

Albie IS Apolyton!

[Tupac Shakur]

Based on how much he gets laid, Albie is indeed a good proxy for most of Apolyton. He's also gay like the vast majority of those posters who are having sex. Albie just needs to get a job on Wall Street and join a child marriage cult and I think he'll cover the gamut.

[Flubber]

Wow. A girl asks Albie for his phone number and, weeks later, we are up to 615 posts discussing this incident!

AS a married guy the regular earthshattering sex and home-cooked meals are routine-- Seeing a young guy crash and burn around date two-- NOW THATS ENTERTAINMENT !!

[Egbert]

Based on how much he gets laid, Albie is indeed a good proxy for most of Apolyton. He's also gay like the vast majority of those posters who are having sex. Albie just needs to get a job on Wall Street and join a child marriage cult and I think he'll cover the gamut.

He is also a white boy, just like you.