So a girl asked for my number

[Asher]

I'm 26. Don't you think I'd know if I were gay?

No. And I'm not joking, you wouldn't believe how many guys repress it and don't realize it (or more realistically, have the mental fortitude to admit it to themselves) until their 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s...

Check out craigslist casual encounters if you want to see how common it is. At that point they're so mentally ****ed up and inexperienced that the only sex they can get is from random craigslist hookups, or from boys in their seminary. It's sad.

[Asher]

That would be an interesting textbook.

There are serious textbooks on it.

Freud was the first.

[Asher]

I imagine you pulling some kind of caper where one of your straight friends hides in the bathroom, you duck into it once **** gets down to action, then lights off he comes out and bones her, meanwhile you're finishing some kind of code, then simultaneous high fives as he orgasms and you submit code to QA.

You should write the screenplay.

You could call it Source C*nt.

[Asher]

Also:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latent_homosexuality

Others have suggested that latent homosexuality is a result of one's environment. Living in a homophobic culture, not being exposed to homosexuality, and being surrounded by members of both genders may encourage latent homosexuality. Conversely, exposure to a single-gender environment, such as a single-sex school, prison, or military service, could bring one's latent homosexuality to the surface.

I swear to God I didn't just write that.

But isn't inner city Philly a homophobic culture? Was Alby exposed to homosexuality in Philly? And look, he joined the military.

[MRT144]

No. And I'm not joking, you wouldn't believe how many guys repress it and don't realize it (or more realistically, have the mental fortitude to admit it to themselves) until their 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s...

Check out craigslist casual encounters if you want to see how common it is. At that point they're so mentally ****ed up and inexperienced that the only sex they can get is from random craigslist hookups, or from boys in their seminary. It's sad.

I dont trust a straight guy who hasn't ever thought about it or done it. Like, I fooled around with a roommate back when I was 21 (I'm like a 9 beer queer), I'm mostly straight, but on the other hand, anyone who parades around being all anti gay, they're hellza gay.

[Al B. Sure!]

Not gay.

[Tupac Shakur]

Wrong answer. So the wrong answer.

QFT

[Al B. Sure!]

I dont trust a straight guy who hasn't ever thought about it or done it. Like, I fooled around with a roommate back when I was 21 (I'm like a 9 beer queer), I'm mostly straight, but on the other hand, anyone who parades around being all anti gay, they're hellza gay.

What the **** yo? Fooled around with a dude?

[Asher]

What the **** yo? Fooled around with a dude?

Look up the stats. They're far higher than you'd think.

I got more play from straight guys than gay in high school and first couple years of university. Or at least, straight enough to now be married or in long-term heterosexual relationships.

[giblets]

gay.

I'm not surprised.

[MRT144]

What the **** yo? Fooled around with a dude?

Yeah. It was kind of an experience. My wife teases me about it.

But cmon Al, you live in the hood; Keep it on the down low.

[MRT144]

Look up the stats. They're far higher than you'd think.

I got more play from straight guys than gay in high school and first couple years of university. Or at least, straight enough to now be married or in long-term heterosexual relationships.

WHAM!

[Asher]

WHAM!

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This is going to be a new thing for a while til we get sick of it.

[MRT144]

This is going to be a new thing for a while til we get sick of it.

It could be a very long time.

[Hauldren Collider]

The idea of any sexual encounter with a dude makes me want to vomit up everything I ate for the last week. Ugh. I totally don't get the whole 9 beer queer thing, I'd think that if you're gay/bi, you're gay/bi all the time. But good lord, I'd probably commit suicide before screwing a dude.