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I went to the gas station to buy some beer tonight and some 20-something Asian girl offered to suck my c0ck for gas money. For the record I was not remotely interested, she was that rough looking. I must look like a john or something.
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I'm confused... So the "first time" is you...
a) being offered a blowjob
b) finding an asian chick you wouldn't take a blowjob from
c) filling up your own tank (if you catch my drift...)Comment
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d) buying some beer at the gas station. Usually he buys it from the supermarket and gets offered blow jobs there.Comment
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blow juice for go juice?
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They sell sorghum beer at what gas station?"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
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"Thanks" for sharing, Oerdin.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Heh.finding an asian chick you wouldn't take a blowjob from
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Did you give her money because obviously she was willing too work for it?Originally posted by Oerdin View PostWhat can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensationComment
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I smiled, said no thanks, and then left.
No.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
I've been propositioned by hookers before but never in a "nice" neighborhood before and certainly not in my neighborhood before; by an obvious crack whore I mean. Thankfully that gas station was right by the freeway so maybe she did just drift in on fumes or maybe it's the most retarded police sting ever but the whole thing felt bizarre as it happened in a nice area.Originally posted by Aeson View PostTry http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Where do you get your sorghum wheat beer then?12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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Do you think the gas station is the only store around here? For the record I bought that bottle at a speciality beer place downtown which has lots of rare and not officially distributed here beers.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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