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  • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
    The ***** **** didn't work. How many times do I have to explain I did your stuff for years and never even got a second look. They immediately ran away.
    We're more successful than you with women. So shut up and do what we say.
    "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
    'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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    • Originally posted by dannubis View Post
      The arab reference was to their tendency of not seeing women as their equal counterparts.
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      "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
      'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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      • Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
        We're more successful than you with women. So shut up and do what we say.
        Yes, but you're not him. Things that would work for you will not for him. I shudder at the thought of a buff tanned man being all nice and sensitive - I'd tag him as either gay or seriously ****ed up.

        Hey, Al, here is a blog that will show you what to do:
        urgh.NSFW

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        • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
          The ***** **** didn't work. How many times do I have to explain I did your stuff for years and never even got a second look. They immediately ran away.
          And what's happening now?
          Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
          Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
          We've got both kinds

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          • Your attitude is what's wrong, there's no technique, strategy or whatever just be yourself talk to girls like they are humans and ask a girl you like out (don't order her out)
            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
            We've got both kinds

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            • Originally posted by MikeH View Post
              Your attitude is what's wrong, there's no technique, strategy or whatever just be yourself talk to girls like they are humans and ask a girl you like out (don't order her out)
              only works if you're cool.
              urgh.NSFW

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              • Originally posted by Az View Post
                Yes, but you're not him. Things that would work for you will not for him. I shudder at the thought of a buff tanned man being all nice and sensitive - I'd tag him as either gay or seriously ****ed up.

                Hey, Al, here is a blog that will show you what to do:
                http://www.hcwdb.com


                What kind of site is that?
                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                • As Az said, it's a step in the right direction. He just needs to iron out the specifics. Knowing him, a lifetime might not be enough.
                  In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                  • Would somebody here please put an end to this and have sex with Alpert?
                    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                    "Capitalism ho!"

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                    • [QUOTE=DaShi;6013081]Would somebody here please put an end to this and have sex with Alpert?[/QUOTEI nominate Sloww, as he's the topicstarter. Or MrFun, as he's a rural gay and doesn't have high demands.
                      Graffiti in a public toilet
                      Do not require skill or wit
                      Among the **** we all are poets
                      Among the poets we are ****.

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                      • Albie, it is the weekend now, update on progress tonight, yes?
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • Originally posted by Az View Post
                          Albie, it is the weekend now, update on progress tonight, yes?
                          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • urgh.NSFW

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                            • There was a hurricane, Az.
                              Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                              • AL, you get a pass because of Irene. Last night, two 23 yr girls tried to pick me up(not at the same time) and I'm 40. All I did to get this attention was smile and make jokes. For the record, I turned them down. Al, if I can do this without trying then surely you can do it also. The other thing I want you to understand is that your biological clock is definitely ticking Al. I can't see you being able to hold on to your virginity much longer without having to hold on to it forever.
                                What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
                                What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation

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