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"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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Originally posted by dannubis View PostThe arab reference was to their tendency of not seeing women as their equal counterparts."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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Originally posted by MRT144 View PostWe're more successful than you with women. So shut up and do what we say.
Hey, Al, here is a blog that will show you what to do:
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostThe ***** **** didn't work. How many times do I have to explain I did your stuff for years and never even got a second look. They immediately ran away.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kinds
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Your attitude is what's wrong, there's no technique, strategy or whatever just be yourself talk to girls like they are humans and ask a girl you like out (don't order her out)Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kinds
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Originally posted by Az View PostYes, but you're not him. Things that would work for you will not for him. I shudder at the thought of a buff tanned man being all nice and sensitive - I'd tag him as either gay or seriously ****ed up.
Hey, Al, here is a blog that will show you what to do:
http://www.hcwdb.com
What kind of site is that?"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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Would somebody here please put an end to this and have sex with Alpert?“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"
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[QUOTE=DaShi;6013081]Would somebody here please put an end to this and have sex with Alpert?[/QUOTEI nominate Sloww, as he's the topicstarter. Or MrFun, as he's a rural gay and doesn't have high demands.Graffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.
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Originally posted by Az View PostAlbie, it is the weekend now, update on progress tonight, yes?"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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There was a hurricane, Az.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld
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AL, you get a pass because of Irene. Last night, two 23 yr girls tried to pick me up(not at the same time) and I'm 40. All I did to get this attention was smile and make jokes. For the record, I turned them down. Al, if I can do this without trying then surely you can do it also. The other thing I want you to understand is that your biological clock is definitely ticking Al. I can't see you being able to hold on to your virginity much longer without having to hold on to it forever.What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation
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