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Love is a battlefield and we attack Friday night.What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation
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Originally posted by Sava View PostI'm sure women go to bars dressed that way, get drunk, grind on you on the dance floor, then make out with you without knowing your name because that's their way of saying no."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]
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****ed, but not in the literal sense. hey, there's more women than men on the planet. on top of that, as women find out, they lose their graces when they hit 30+, being outcompeted by their younger selves (remember, women are foremostly judged on appearance), at which point they become more lenient (or desperate).
you'll get their albie, just hit on the elder ones. as the dutch say, 'you have to learn how to ride on an old bicycle'. truer words were never spoken
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Originally posted by Pax View PostSure, Alby Let me know. In the meantime good luck. Just one more thing. Be open too vibes women may be sending you. Take notice of women that linger, smiles and random questions. It could mean nothing but it usually means something."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostOkay. Girl at the job is pretty clearly interested. Now what?
(Don't respond like a dog wagging it's tail just because she smiled at you, it looks desperate).
And then play it by ear when you know her better and have a clearer grip on how interested she is in you.
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostOkay. Girl at the job is pretty clearly interested. Now what?
Originally posted by Braindead View PostOK she is showing interest in you. Let her make "work friends" with you first.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.
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Originally posted by Oerdin View PostAsk her out, you dolt.
Great advice if he wants to get friends zoned. Girls know in 10 seconds if they want to sleep with a guy or not so don't waste time, ask her out, she'll either say yes or no, and if she says yes then great but if she says no then at least you didn't waste half a year being a no confidence douche bag with a girl who has no interest in you.
Oerdin, does this make sense to you, for Alby?
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oerdin that is some real advice. alby for your own sake follow it!"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton
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I'm not sure getting Al sex is a good cause.I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891
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I'm with Oerdin, most girls want the guy to make the first move. But don't just ask her out and have no idea where you want to go. Make a plan to ask her out some place you both feel comfortable and can also be a topic of conversation. Movies, concerts are good with dinner before. You probably want to loosen her up with a couple of jokes and good conversation before you ask her out then put the question somewhere in the conversation. When you see her smiling at you is a good time to ask her out.What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation
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Originally posted by DanS View PostI'm not sure getting Al sex is a good cause.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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