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  • New thread: "Help Zoe get over his low self-esteem that causes him to lie about how great he in on an gaming forum. All ideas are welcome"
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    • Love is a battlefield and we attack Friday night.
      What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
      What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation

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      • Originally posted by Sava View Post
        I'm sure women go to bars dressed that way, get drunk, grind on you on the dance floor, then make out with you without knowing your name because that's their way of saying no.
        way to be a horrible human.
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        • I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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          • ****ed, but not in the literal sense. hey, there's more women than men on the planet. on top of that, as women find out, they lose their graces when they hit 30+, being outcompeted by their younger selves (remember, women are foremostly judged on appearance), at which point they become more lenient (or desperate).

            you'll get their albie, just hit on the elder ones. as the dutch say, 'you have to learn how to ride on an old bicycle'. truer words were never spoken

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            • Originally posted by Pax View Post
              Sure, Alby Let me know. In the meantime good luck. Just one more thing. Be open too vibes women may be sending you. Take notice of women that linger, smiles and random questions. It could mean nothing but it usually means something.
              Okay. Girl at the job is pretty clearly interested. Now what?
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              • Originally posted by self biased View Post
                .
                Shouldn't it say "you're NOT ****ed"?
                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                  Okay. Girl at the job is pretty clearly interested. Now what?
                  OK she is showing interest in you. Let her make "work friends" with you first. Don't start chatting her up or let her know that you are interested in a date. Just respond to her in a polite and agreeable way at first. You can gradually get a friendlier and more communicative and start initiating conversation with her.
                  (Don't respond like a dog wagging it's tail just because she smiled at you, it looks desperate).

                  And then play it by ear when you know her better and have a clearer grip on how interested she is in you.

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                  • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                    Okay. Girl at the job is pretty clearly interested. Now what?
                    Ask her out, you dolt.

                    Originally posted by Braindead View Post
                    OK she is showing interest in you. Let her make "work friends" with you first.
                    Great advice if he wants to get friends zoned. Girls know in 10 seconds if they want to sleep with a guy or not so don't waste time, ask her out, she'll either say yes or no, and if she says yes then great but if she says no then at least you didn't waste half a year being a no confidence douche bag with a girl who has no interest in you.
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                    • Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
                      Ask her out, you dolt.



                      Great advice if he wants to get friends zoned. Girls know in 10 seconds if they want to sleep with a guy or not so don't waste time, ask her out, she'll either say yes or no, and if she says yes then great but if she says no then at least you didn't waste half a year being a no confidence douche bag with a girl who has no interest in you.
                      But Alby clearly has no confidence and I expect he would find a way to stuff it up if he just asks her out. Therefore I suggest letting her establish the connection and earn his goodwill for a week or two. That should make Alby feel more confident and less impulsive, then he can ask her out. All he need do, at first, is respond with increasing implicit approval. (A chick that is chatting you up does not put you in the friend zone, unless you find a way to really screw up).

                      Oerdin, does this make sense to you, for Alby?

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                      • oerdin that is some real advice. alby for your own sake follow it!
                        "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

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                        • I'm not sure getting Al sex is a good cause.
                          I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                          • I'm with Oerdin, most girls want the guy to make the first move. But don't just ask her out and have no idea where you want to go. Make a plan to ask her out some place you both feel comfortable and can also be a topic of conversation. Movies, concerts are good with dinner before. You probably want to loosen her up with a couple of jokes and good conversation before you ask her out then put the question somewhere in the conversation. When you see her smiling at you is a good time to ask her out.
                            What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
                            What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation

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                            • Originally posted by DanS View Post
                              I'm not sure getting Al sex is a good cause.
                              He should join a convent
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                              • Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
                                He should join a Buddhist Monastary
                                Fixed.
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