Is Zack Snyder trying to drive people into madness (movie rant)?

[BeBMan]

Hmmm. I guess Rorschach is similar enough in personality to the average German that it is possible that you would find him boring, much like the Japanese listening to the narration of a suicidal celibate.

You would do a fine job as narrator in any Zack Snyder movie.

[Tupac Shakur]

Of course I would. I'm a mother****in' lyrical wordsmith, mother****in' genius, voice of a generation.

[Provost Harrison]

You're also dead. That tends to significantly impede anyone's productivity.

[Tupac Shakur]

Death is but a door; time is but a window. I'll be back.

[Guynemer]

So damned close, Tupac:

Death is but a door
Time is merely a window
I'll return someday

[Provost Harrison]

Death is but a door; time is but a window. I'll be back.

Whatever.

[Tupac Shakur]

So damned close, Tupac:

Death is but a door
Time is merely a window
I'll return someday

I was quoting Ghostbusters II. Where's your version from?

[Guynemer]

From the Japanese version of Ghostbusters II.

[Tupac Shakur]

Damn Japanese...

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I really enjoyed "Watchmen". Good story, great photography, and possibly the best title sequence I've seen.

[Darius871]

I'm counting the tits as one glorious entity.

What tits? Maybe those two flaps of skin could add up to one breast, making him only 1.5x correct...

[Guynemer]

I really enjoyed "Watchmen". Good story, great photography, and possibly the best title sequence I've seen.

While all true (especially the title sequence, which may have set an unfortunately high bar for the rest of the film), a couple highly-questionable casting choices, and baffling wrong-headed alterations from the book (which was mostly followed note for note) drag it down a bit.

However, the biggest alteration from the book was undeniably for the better.



Darius: are you ****ting me?

[Tupac Shakur]

I really enjoyed "Watchmen". Good story, great photography, and possibly the best title sequence I've seen.

I enjoyed it, as well. There were a few glaring problems, which Guy has laid out, but I don't regret having spent money to see it.

[Dinner]

What tits? Maybe those two flaps of skin could add up to one breast, making him only 1.5x correct...

I like that size. It says athletic plus as she gets older and puts on a bit of weight or pops out a couple of kids they should fill out nicely without being over sized. If you wouldn't hit that **** then you're gay as all get go.

[Darius871]

If you wouldn't hit that **** then you're gay as all get go.

No one said anything about her eminent ****ability. That much should be a given. It's just that her oh-so-spectacular tits in particular are no more remarkable than anything you see about a thousand times in a stroll through your local mall, pier, park, etc. So mediocre as to not even be a saving grace in this film that I never saw but judge anyway.