Anti-semitism in the work place!

[Zevico]

Bring wafers and red wine. Make sure to mention you brought the body of Christ to the next office luncheon just for her.

[Hauldren Collider]

Bring freshly snapped mackerels on Friday.

[The Mad Monk]

Well, I guess this means you have an excuse if they ever need you to come into the office on Shabbat


And lox tastes freaking delicious. When my old employer had an Einstein Bagels franchise, I would get me slices of salmon by itself... yum. Throw some capers up on it and fold the fish so they don't fall out. Delicious.

Lox

[molly bloom]

So the question is, what do I do about this?

Give her the address/phone number of a good kosher deli and guilt trip her for aeons. Think of the free salt beef sandwiches, the chicken noodle soup, the kugel by the yard....

I think this shiksa has a good heart and an empty-ish head.

[Elok]

I'd go for the pastrami, myself. However, it should be noted that Lori has an extremely weak sense of taste and is therefore unlikely to reap substantial benefit.

[molly bloom]

I'd go for the pastrami, myself. However, it should be noted that Lori has an extremely weak sense of taste and is therefore unlikely to reap substantial benefit.

My friend's mother makes excellent chicken noodle soup. With almond extract in the dumplings, and real saffron. O joy of eating.

I have a sudden inexplicable urge to sing 'Levine and His Flying Machine'.

I may play 'Im Nin Alu' instead.

[MOBIUS]

At least most of them get to use their penises.

It's worth necroing this thread just for that post alone!

[Dinner]

I'd go for the pastrami, myself.

An excellent choice.