Anti-semitism in the work place!

[Boris Godunov]

You should eat a plate full of bacon in front of her, so she thinks she's mistaken about your being Jewish and is suitably mortified.

[Dinner]

I'm a Jew in Montgomery County, MD. I am not an exotic foreigner.

Just a generation ago even in the upper south (or border states) Jews were considered exotic foreigners. She seems to be a generation behind the times.

[MRT144]

At least most of them get to use their penises.

Epic slam.

[MRT144]

Is she Chinese? Chinese people love Jews!

Also, Jews can't be pirates.

It's hilarious because among all my chinese friends most of the friends in the group have pointed out multiple times that Chinese people want to be Jews in so many ways

[Zoetstofzoetje]

what's the big deal with belonging to/not belonging to this 'jewish' racial category anyway? it's politically incorrect to proudly refer to 'white', 'yellow', or 'black' as better or worse than the other two, but somehow this jewish category is an exception.

can't we just have passports and live with that?

[BeBMan]

It's not really that important. But it helps to determine whether you should bring bagels or donuts to your workplace.

[Fistandantilus]

Are you denying that it is fashionable for Italian men to shave their legs?

Quit watching Jersey Shore.

[Lorizael]

It's not really that important. But it helps to determine whether you should bring bagels or donuts to your workplace.

[Boris Godunov]

As a 100% WASP gentile, I would rather have a bagel than a donut any day. I even like them with lox. But my favorite is with jalapeno cream cheese spread. Mmm!

[Al B. Sure!]

As a 100% WASP gentile, I would rather have a bagel than a donut any day. I even like them with lox. But my favorite is with jalapeno cream cheese spread. Mmm!

Carbs

And Boris, didn't you live in NYC for many years? You're a de facto Jew.

[Lorizael]

You should eat a plate full of bacon in front of her, so she thinks she's mistaken about your being Jewish and is suitably mortified.

Eating a bacon cheeseburger from Five Guys today. We'll see if that does the trick.

[Boris Godunov]

Carbs

Not eating carbs as part of a balanced diet is stupid. No wonder you can't make it into the marines.

And Boris, didn't you live in NYC for many years? You're a de facto Jew.

There are far more each of Non-Jewish Whites, African-Americans and Hispanics in NYC than there are Jews. It would be just as easy to say I'm de facto Italian, or de facto Greek since I lived in Astoria for 3 years.

[MRT144]

Carbs

And Boris, didn't you live in NYC for many years? You're a de facto Jew.

If you live in NYC you're doing yourself a disservice by not eating bagels.

And if it's a choice between a bagel and a donut, savory wins hands down every time.

[Provost Harrison]

Not eating carbs as part of a balanced diet is stupid. No wonder you can't make it into the marines.

Exactly Boris - it is more healthy to eat a balanced diet. I wish fitness freaks would get it out of their head that they are evil. I doubt I could run or swim for very far (especially the latter) without readily available carbohydrate.

[giblets]

Carbs are just sugars. I don't see what the big deal is. Well, I'm not surprised that Al is full of it again.