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  • #31
    Originally posted by David Floyd View Post
    We all know there is something you aren't telling us.

    If a woman sent me pictures like that, I'd be ****ing her the next day. As would every other self respecting straight guy in the world. It isn't hard to do for most of us.

    You manged to **** it up, and while I'd be happy to tell you how, I can't, because you aren't giving complete information as usual.
    FIXED
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
      Rohypnol?

      felt good to me

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
        Rohypnol?
        That was my guess also.
        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
        ){ :|:& };:

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        • #34


          FE-MALES!!!
          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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          • #35
            "My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. "
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #36
              She found you on 'Poly and realized how much you suck.
              In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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              • #37
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                Last edited by ZEE; May 30, 2011, 01:11.
                Order of the Fly

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                  "My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. "
                  Nice.
                  "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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                  • #39
                    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                    Stadtluft Macht Frei
                    Killing it is the new killing it
                    Ultima Ratio Regum

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                    • #40
                      **** *****es, get money
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
                        can't fuk money

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                        • #42
                          Homer Simpson: Awww ... 20 dollars!? I wanted a peanut.
                          Homer's brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts!
                          Homer Simpson: Explain how.
                          Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
                          Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!


                          Did I ever tell you how women and peanuts are similar?
                          John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                          • #43
                            .
                            Last edited by ZEE; May 31, 2011, 00:30.
                            Order of the Fly

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Felch View Post

                              Did I ever tell you how women and peanuts are similar?
                              They both taste salty?
                              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                              Stadtluft Macht Frei
                              Killing it is the new killing it
                              Ultima Ratio Regum

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                              • #45
                                He didn't specify salted peanuts.
                                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                                ){ :|:& };:

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