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  • #16
    calling a woman a female is rather disrespectful, al.
    I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
    [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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    • #17
      Surely the past participle form of c*m is also c*m, DFG?
      Speaking of Erith:

      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Docfeelgood View Post
        Albi, when i was about 16, a girl i met at a party asked me if i had ever cumed in a girls mouth?
        Guess what she was swallowing 15 minutes later? So if a women sent me pictures of herself........i would stuff her with my albino one eyed spitting anaconda. So what are you leaving out of this story?
        The fact it was a spambot?
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #19
          1-800 want - dateme

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          • #20
            I'm not exactly a casanova, but at least talking to girls is another thing I'm better at than Al...

            Also at the spambot thing.
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
            ){ :|:& };:

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
              I'm not exactly a casanova, but at least talking to girls is another thing I'm better at than Al...

              Also at the spambot thing.
              Your head would explode if you met some of the women I deal with (and I'm not just talking about the head on top of your neck).
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #22
                Yes Al, it must be your leadership abilities that shine through.
                "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                  I told you. Nothing really. I talked to her briefly about some music stuff then we were supposed to meet up that weekend but when the time came, she wasn't answering my call.
                  If only you had taken the real advice given to you in that thread as readily as you did the sarcastic advice in your career thread.
                  Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi Wan's apprentice.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                    ... I talked to her ....
                    And there lies your problem. Pictures of that type are not invitations to talk.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by self biased View Post
                      calling a woman a female is rather disrespectful, al.
                      "FEMALE! Get back in the kitchen!"
                      "WOMAN! Get back in the kitchen!"

                      You're right -- "female" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by aneeshm View Post
                        And there lies your problem. Pictures of that type are not invitations to talk.


                        QFT.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Docfeelgood View Post
                          Albi, when i was about 16, a girl i met at a party asked me if i had ever cumed in a girls mouth?
                          Guess what she was swallowing 15 minutes later?

                          Rohypnol?
                          The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
                            Rohypnol?
                            And the gimp brings it as always.
                            "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                            'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
                              Rohypnol?

                              Albie, go hire a hooker and get on with it.
                              Graffiti in a public toilet
                              Do not require skill or wit
                              Among the **** we all are poets
                              Among the poets we are ****.

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                              • #30
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                                Last edited by ZEE; May 30, 2011, 01:11.
                                The Wizard of AAHZ

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