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Why is it so hard to be a part-time bank teller (or to get any job)?
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what job do you get?"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton
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Originally posted by C0ckney View Postwhat job do you get?
But **** it. It's money. On a per hour basis, I make more than the assistant manager gig."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostI actually was just hired by Wells Fargo yesterday, idiots.To Whom It May Concern,
It has come to my attention that you may have recently tentatively hired [omitted] for a teller position at your [omitted] branch. Before making any formal commitments, I would strongly recommend that you visit the website http://apolyton.net/forumdisplay.php/147-Off-Topic and search for posts by "Al B. Sure!", the online alias of [omitted], including, but not limited to, his comments on his career goals laid out at http://apolyton.net/showthread.php/196002-Why-is-it-so-hard-to-be-a-part-time-bank-teller-(or-to-get-any-job), and his comments on the female form at http://apolyton.net/showthread.php/182666-Official-Babe-Thread-VI. There may be some very revealing information on what you are getting yourselves into. Don't say you weren't warned.
Sincerely,
Anonymous
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Originally posted by Asher View PostWait, what are tellers?
Do you sit behind an ATM or something?
Asher is so great. The fact that he does things differently than the majority of the human population makes him so great... like taking it up the butt and not having tellers at his bank..."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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well congrats al."The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton
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Originally posted by Darius871 View PostTo Whom It May Concern,
It has come to my attention that you may have recently considered hiring [omitted] for a teller position at your [omitted] branch. Before making any formal commitments, I would strongly recommend that you visit the website http://apolyton.net/forumdisplay.php/147-Off-Topic and search for posts by "Al B. Sure!", the online alias of [omitted], including, but not limited to, his comments on his career goals laid out at http://apolyton.net/showthread.php/196002-Why-is-it-so-hard-to-be-a-part-time-bank-teller-(or-to-get-any-job). There may be some very revealing information on what you are getting yourselves into. Don't say you weren't warned.
Sincerely,
Anonymous
Originally posted by C0ckney View Postwell congrats al."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
Asher is so great. The fact that he does things differently than the majority of the human population makes him so great... like taking it up the butt and not having tellers at his bank...
You're far more submissive than me, Alby. Know your role.
Tellers are a dying breed, everyone knows that. But it sure beats managing pimply kids at a burger joint."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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Originally posted by Asher View PostTellers are a dying breed, everyone knows that.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld
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Originally posted by Lorizael View PostWhen I want something other than 20s from my bank, I need a teller. It's pretty lame, but that's life.
I've never needed a teller in my life. Ever.
Hell, I only visit the ATM once every 3 months or so...and ideally within a few years I'll only need an ATM extremely rarely. I withdraw $100 in cash every 3 months and that usually lasts me."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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