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I actually was just hired by Wells Fargo yesterday, idiots."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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what job do you get?"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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tellerOriginally posted by C0ckney View Post
But **** it. It's money. On a per hour basis, I make more than the assistant manager gig."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Wait, what are tellers?
Do you sit behind an ATM or something?"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostTo Whom It May Concern,
It has come to my attention that you may have recently tentatively hired [omitted] for a teller position at your [omitted] branch. Before making any formal commitments, I would strongly recommend that you visit the website http://apolyton.net/forumdisplay.php/147-Off-Topic and search for posts by "Al B. Sure!", the online alias of [omitted], including, but not limited to, his comments on his career goals laid out at http://apolyton.net/showthread.php/196002-Why-is-it-so-hard-to-be-a-part-time-bank-teller-(or-to-get-any-job), and his comments on the female form at http://apolyton.net/showthread.php/182666-Official-Babe-Thread-VI. There may be some very revealing information on what you are getting yourselves into. Don't say you weren't warned.
Sincerely,
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Originally posted by Asher View Post
Asher is so great. The fact that he does things differently than the majority of the human population makes him so great... like taking it up the butt and not having tellers at his bank..."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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well congrats al.
"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Do I seem like a bottom ***** to you?Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
Asher is so great. The fact that he does things differently than the majority of the human population makes him so great... like taking it up the butt and not having tellers at his bank...
You're far more submissive than me, Alby. Know your role.
Tellers are a dying breed, everyone knows that. But it sure beats managing pimply kids at a burger joint."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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congrats. I hope you find this job more satisfying than your old job.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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When I want something other than 20s from my bank, I need a teller. It's pretty lame, but that's life.Originally posted by Asher View PostClick here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Why?Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
I've never needed a teller in my life. Ever.
Hell, I only visit the ATM once every 3 months or so...and ideally within a few years I'll only need an ATM extremely rarely. I withdraw $100 in cash every 3 months and that usually lasts me."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Congrats, Al. Stick to it and don't quit to make a third pass at the marines.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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